Mailbag - Reader Question About The Kardashian Sisters

I get lots of e-mails from all of you asking me questions or sending me tips and when I got this e-mail this morning, I figured if it was confusing one person it might be confusing lots of people. So, I thought I would try and answer it the best I can. What can I say. I'm a helper.

Enty,

I am confused which of the Kardashian sisters is pregnant. Is it Khloe since supposedly she is getting married this weekend with her basketball player?

S.

Dear S,

This is a really good question. Actually the Kardashian sister that is pregnant is Kourtney. According to the tabloids she would like to get married because she is running out of free things to get for the baby and she wants some free things for herself now. In the picture above, Kourtney is the shortest of the three sisters. By the way, none of the sisters look like that except after photoshop. Kourtney had broken up with the father of her baby, but when she found out she was pregnant all was right in their world and they will live happily ever after or until they find out if they will get a reality show following them as new parents. Neither person looks happy to be with the other. Their relationship won't last. Having a baby doesn't change the problems you had in your relationship. Kourtney doesn't mind breaking up though because then she can sell a reality show where she is a single mom and looking for love. Hell, maybe she will get a Rock Of Love show.

Oh, speaking of Rock Of Love, I finally saw that Daisy Of Love show. That show is the ultimate train wreck and if they had kept showing back to back episodes I would still be in front of my television watching. I think the IQ level of the world would have increased by ten points if they had killed off everyone in the room in the first episode. I can't believe that most of them are going to breed.

Sorry about that distraction S. So, to get back to your original question, the person getting married is Khloe. Khloe is the sister who is really really tall. She is also the sister who said you were an idiot to date an NBA player. In her defense though she didn't say anything negative about marrying them. Khloe is dating Lamar Odom who plays for the Los Angeles Lakers.

After dating for approximately four weeks they decided to get married this Sunday. Some people have called it a shotgun wedding, but first of all she probably wouldn't even know she was pregnant and she has a sister who is pregnant and not getting married so it isn't like she is going to be shunned by her family. This is the Kardashians we are talking about people. Plus, Lamar has like three or four kids and never bothered to marry their mother so it isn't like he has some moral crisis about it.

The reason they are getting married is love or the fact Lamar signed a new contract or a reality show or a combination of the three. I give the marriage a year and Khloe will have a child.

I hope this clears everything up for you. The key to all of this is to remember that it doesn't matter which sister is pregnant or married. What matters is, well nothing about them matters really, but they are a decent workplace distraction and a topic for a serious discussion on how to build a career off a sex tape and bring your family with you for the ride. Not the sex, because that would be creepy. Just the ride after the sex.

Enty