Monday, September 21, 2009

Lady GaGa Gets Asked Whether She Has A Penis


Well you knew some reporter would ask the question sooner or later. With all the conspiracy photos and videos of Lady GaGa and whether or not she has a penis, someone finally asked. A reporter in Berlin decided to be brave and asked in what I thought was a very polite way.

"I love your Marc Jacobs outfit, you look great. I do have one question for you though - have you got a penis or not?"

Lady GaGa was pissed and answered, "My wonderful vagina is very insulted by this question." At that point the reporter was removed from the press conference by security. The reporter defended herself later by saying, "I don't really understand the fuss. It's obvious someone would ask her this question after the picture was all over the news."

It is a fair question and now no one needs to ask it again. Reporters shouldn't be afraid to ask a tough question. People wanted to know the truth or to hear an answer from Lady GaGa and now they got one. She is partly to blame because she encourages the speculation because it creates a bigger buzz. I think she was probably more pissed she was going to have to answer the question then she was about the nature of the question. Once answered, then there is no more buzz and no more conspiracy.

As you can tell from the photo above, the question has been a big topic for people in Berlin. That is the front page of a newspaper. Of course a reporter is going to ask the question because it is obviously something that is important to readers there.


21 comments:

  1. Well, is not a great of a newspaper though...not like national inquirer, but almost there

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  2. I mean, come on! Did anyone REALLY think this was anything but hype?

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  3. Did she give a straight answer, though?

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  4. I get the strange feeling that you don't like Germany and the Germans, respectively, Enty.
    Your stupid remarks towards my country really start to piss me off.
    It is obviously something that is important to readers there?
    Are you trying to insinuate that we Germans are all morons who don't have anything better to do than to ponder if that dumb cow has a dick or not?
    It is obviously big news on your American site as well. Otherwise you wouldn't report on something that already happened one week ago here in Germany.

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  5. Anonymous11:27 AM

    IF she was insulted she shouldn't have brought up the idea in the first place.

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  6. What Sylvia said. It's bullshit that she doesn't want to talk about it now.

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  7. Maybe that is a picture of her 'wonderful vagina'...but it's falling out?

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  8. I don't get why people keep showing that one picture of her from a strange angle where the appearance of a bulge could be anything and ignore the hundreds -- HUNDREDS! -- of photos of her wearing a leotard bottom with no bulge whatsoever. She goes out and spends hours in public, onstage ... and there's only this one funky pic that could just as easily be nothing. But of course, she said the first thing about the penis, didn't she? I guess the attempt at androgyny-cool backfired on her!

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  9. Having a vagina doesn't prevent her from having a penis as well if she is indeed a hermaphrodite, so it really is a non-answer. And Mina..relax. I don't think this was meant as an insult to your country and the people therein. He is merely pointing out that it is on the front page of a newspaper, so obviously it is important to somebody.

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  10. we all know she played the intersex card as a pr ploy. now she's sick of it...boohoo.

    so much for freedom of the press in germany. grrrrrrrrr.

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  11. What I LOVE is that the quote on the front translates into "I have a little penis". LOL. She frightens me.

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  12. Clanger, I was going to mention the same thing. Best headline ever!

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  13. I do have one question for you though - have you got a penis or not?"

    I love the wording.

    I don't care whether Lady Gaga has a penis or not, but she needs to lighten up. When she's been around as long as Jamie Lee Curtis has, with the rampant speculation JLC has been subjected to, only then can she bitch, because I've never read where JLC bitches about it.

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  14. Mina, blame Beate Uhse-Rotermund, she started it.

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  15. "My wonderful vagina is very insulted by this question."

    This made my day. I wish I could find a way to incorporate this into a conversation later today. Hmm ...

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  17. I can't tell you if Lady Caca is a man or a woman, but I can tell you that IT's a worthless piece of shit that assails people's ears with "music." Security needs to haul it out to the dump and bury it.

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  18. @wholelottaluv-Jamie Lee Curtis is a rumored hermaphrodite? I've never heard rumors of anything about her besides lesbian. Do tell.

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  19. When she came to Manila, she guested on a radio show where the DJ asked her if she had a big penis.

    She said, "It's bigger than yours."

    That shut him up.

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  20. arkata-
    i don't know why i know this, and i'm a little frightened that i do, but there is a bit of clothing specially made for men (cross dressers) to tuck that sucker back so it is invisible from the front, thus allowing him to wear "leopard bottoms with no bulge whatsoever".
    i'm not saying s/he is or isn't, just one of those scary tidbits that came to mind.
    i MUST have learned it here...

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  21. Could be one of those Lee Press-on Dicks...?

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