Keanu Reeves Consents To DNA Test To Avoid More Baby Mama Drama
For years and years Karen Sala has claimed that Keanu Reeves fathered one of her four children. She claims that at some point back in the day she and Keanu had a relationship and she got pregnant and now she wants him to support the child. How much support? How about $150K a month retroactive from 1988 when she said the child was born. Oh, and she also says teh couple was married and so she wants spousal support to the tune of $3M a month retroactive from November 2006.
Karen Sala has wanted a Toronto court to order Keanu to provide a DNA sample so she can prove that he is the father of her baby. Keanu has been fighting it but yesterday Keanu said he would consent to the test just so she would get on with her life and so Keanu doesn't have to go through this anymore.
Keanu's lawyer said that a sample will be provided in the near future and testing completed. Keanu has insisted he has no idea who this woman is. I just wonder why she hasn't gone on Maury. When she finds out Keanu isn't the father I bet she will.
(Thanks Kelly)
hmm, i saw this on another site too.
ReplyDeletei will say this...since keanu is rich AND if he IS the father, he can easily have something funky done with the dna to make it seem like that he is NOT. so we may never know the truth.
i hate to say this, maybe he was the answer to the BI about the actor being secretly married.
oh ya...he fathered the baby i'm carrying too...can someone say delusional...this lady is cuh-razy!
ReplyDeleteenty....are you on twitter???? please get sucked in and twitter w/us.....!
She looks like she's gone off her meds. Maybe this is why Keanu has been walking around looking like a homeless bum for the past few years.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm sure she is a whack-job, but for arguements sake, the late 80's was during the whole River Phoenix/Gus Van Sant popularity period (though "My Own Private Idaho" was early 90's). I'd be hard pressed to believe that he can remember much from those years. Plus, she may have been cute back in the day, we don't know.
ReplyDeleteThe marriage claim, can't say, other than perhaps they did have sex, she had a kid, and then she went on the downward crazy spiral thinking they were actually married.
I wonder what the kid in question looks like and if he resembles Keanu in anyway? He'd be 21 years old by now if she had him back in 1988...
Okay, just saw some mention on a different site about how she supposedly claims he fathered FOUR children with her.
ReplyDeleteForget my arguement for arguements sake. She is a whack-job...
she's a little scary-looking...
ReplyDeleteShe looks ROUGH. Yikes.
ReplyDeleteKeanu agreeing to take the test only means that he is ready to flick this parasite off him already.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure his PR people understand what a REFUSAL to take the test on his part means: some crazy gets to extend her 15 minutes by linking herself to a rich, famous man's name, while he looks like an avoidant jerk.
So, he takes the test, and this all goes away. It may also be a gambit to get this woman to drop the case entirely: if he submits to a test, my guess (and this isn't a pro legal opinion, but I was recently the plaintiff in a civil suit) is that his team is trying to get this dismissed "with prejudice" or under "unclean hands" or whatever it is in Canada. meaning: SHE bears all costs and fees if he's eliminated as father. His lawyers must be expensive. I'm sure his time costs a pretty penny, too. The threat of a bill that could lien her home or garnish her wages or damage her credit could be enough to make her fuck off.
I've never been his fan, but due to my own past legal issues, I get my hackles up over liars and thieves who fuck with innocent people in court.
Just for scientific curiosity, I'd love a look at his DNA report. I just wonder what secrets reside in those lil' genomes.;>
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Pandora! I would love to know if they contain the secret to earning $300 million + before I turn 50!
ReplyDeleteNo kidding Ragdoll.
ReplyDeleteI'd also like an up close look at what the Jerk Gene looks like. Also, is there a Great Unwashed DNA marker?
RagDoll, you rock.
ReplyDeleteLady in the picture with the crazy eyes - you're one scary bitch.
She's not claiming they were married, she's claiming that she became his common law spouse as a result of their living together in the '80s while he was busy fathering their children. (Just as crazy as claiming they were married, I'm just correcting the accuracy of the reporting of her particular brand of crazy.)
ReplyDeleteAlso, the court is in Barrie, Ontario which is about an hour north of Toronto.
There is a remarkably high crazy factor in the Barrie Family Court system which gives the masses of press something to do everytime this stupid case comes up and they all gather to see nothing happened.
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ReplyDeleteMan Keanu did not father those kiddos that are now adults. I run a fanpage for Reeves and have for almost a year. We have in that time deleted two females that would leave comments about Reeves fathering their children too. Another one claims she has a child from Keanu and one from River Phoenix! She claims Reeves to this day sends her money for both children! I'm telling you, some people! The lights are on but nobodies home, Man!! =) If I were Keanu I would have his DNA results stored somewhere because these twisted females are like cochroaches you only see one but there are thousands more in the wood work! This women's children should find their mother some serious therapy.
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