I haven't been watching Life On The D List lately so I guess I missed Kathy Griffin talking about her romance with Jack Black. Oh, it wasn't recent. This was way back in the day. The NY Post got their hands on the book Official Book Club Selection which is Kathy's latest book and in it she thankfully doesn't discuss having sex with Jack Black, but does discuss the aftermath.
“One time, I spent the night at Jack’s place. I got up the next morning to take a shower so I could leave. When I got out, I couldn't find anything to dry myself with. ‘Jack, where are the towels?’ I yelled out. He said, “Um, I just have one that I use for a bathmat and a towel. So it’s the one on the floor.”
Nice. See, that is when you say to yourself, "Hmmm, maybe I can wait until I get home to shower." I bet if Jack Black wasn't married you would probably still go to his house and find the same situation all over again. I am trying to imagine the two of them together but I can't see it.
OH GAWD this is sooo wrong on SOOO MANY LEVELS lol
ReplyDeleteShe will sleep with anything and he is just UGH he looks like he stinks, lol
eww, ewww, ewwwww all the way around.
ReplyDeletei can't say that she is funny as a comedienne, but i tend to feel sorry for her. for some reason...
ReplyDeleteEeeeeewwwwww! Total gross guy thing.
ReplyDeleteBut it could be funny as hell to be a fly on THAT wall...
I would have dripped dry or used the hair dryer before even touching that towel/mat.
ReplyDeleteThat is so gross! I can only imagine how dirty his bathroom was...
ReplyDeleteawww man! now I need another brain scrub...I hope I can get that image out of my head. Yipes!
ReplyDeleteHe's a funny man. I'd tap that. Also, it's been my experience that not-conventionally attractive men are awesome bedmates.
ReplyDeleteBut he's gotta have clean towels.
Cringe.
ReplyDeleteMy first reaction was ewwww.
ReplyDeleteThan it makes sense, who else would screw either of them? The ewwww is not much the pairing, but the idea of either having sex... The 2 hooking up actually makes sense, in a desperate looser kind of way.
Damn, I had what I thought was a sloppy roommate years ago but jeez, that is freaking as nasty as nasty gets. Oh, and the towel thing too, ba dum chhh.
ReplyDeleteMost of the men I knew around that age didn't really understand that a DRY towel is not necessarily a CLEAN towel...
ReplyDeleteBoys are so icky.
I always check the bathroom first. Always. Filth scares me.
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