Jon Gosselin's Lawyer Wins The Spin Award Of The Week
I posted yesterday about the Gosselin nanny, Stephanie Santoro and her sexy time with Jon Gosselin. In case you were not around yesterday, let me give you a very quick recap. Jon called her late one night for a booty call. She came over. Over the course of a few weeks they had sex 9 times. Jon was a 9 in the romance department but wasn't the best she ever had performance wise, but she didn't care about that.
OK, so that was the story. Now, one of the things you may not have noticed recently is that Jon found himself a new lawyer. A lawyer who loves the spotlight. I don't recall ever hearing from Jon;s first lawyer, but this one has something to say everyday whether you want him to or not. He was probably recommended by Michael Lohan.
The lawyer released a statement to E! yesterday that sounds like a denial, but it is actually a non denial denial.
"The content of the story is shocking. ( I agree. Someone knowingly had sex with Jon nine times and then bragged about it.)
"Especially in light of the fact that a non-disclosure agreement purportedly prepared by the production company had been signed by the nanny before she started working with the Gosselin family." ( I think they had sex before she started working for the family. His use of the word purportedly there makes me think he has no idea who wrote it and it could have been Jon on the back of a condom wrapper)
"With each story about Jon the tabloids continue to enjoy record-breaking sales with much needed boosts to their profit line in this poor economy." ( Not to mention fat lawyer fees when the tabloids come to you looking for a comment)
He added: "The tabloids don't need a stimulus package from President Obama. They simply need to find a storyteller each week who is out of work and can greatly benefit by being the recipient of the $100,000-plus payday for a hot story concerning Jon Gosselin - which for the most part is sensational, regardless of whether it is verifiable or true." ( Well if she got $100K that is like $11K for each time they had sex. You figure, 40% to taxes and another 20% to therapy so that leaves about $40K. You figure he is a good for what, two minutes? So 18 minutes and $40K, but the nightmares will be with you forever.)
So, the point of the lawyer talking was? Yeah. Nothing that I can see.
i'm still getting over the fact that ANYONE would have sex with this man, let alone admit to it publicly.
ReplyDeletevery high EWW factor.
I just can't see him being that exciting in the sack. I guess the ick/nast factor is more appealing to some women than others.
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ReplyDeleteDitto empyrios' comment.
ReplyDeleteAt least the german shepard breeder took two of his dogs back; wouldn't claim the nanny though. She's too yappy.
A sphincer says what?
ReplyDelete"purportedly prepared"? Sounds to me like the lawyer isn't even really sure there was an agreement or that it was signed. In that case, STFU.
ReplyDeleteDon't these people know ahead of time when a story is going to break????
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe the nanny was stupid enough to come out and say she had sex with the winnie LOL.
"You figure he is a good for what, two minutes?"
ReplyDeletehysterical!
this lawyer is PERFECT for john! totally speaks out of both sides of his mouth, excellent spinning, it's a whole lotta nothin'...just like john.
ReplyDeletelove your geek math mode, enty!
Wait...they had a non disclosure that said she couldn't talk about having sex with Jon? When did she sign this? When she was filling out her W2?
ReplyDeletestar fuckers, every one of 'em.
ReplyDeleteokay, "star".