John Mayer Cheated On Jennifer Aniston

So, the interwebs are all abuzz with the news that John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari have been hooking up as of late. For John it is another chance to date someone who will get him photographed and for Kristin, well, umm, it's better than dating Verne Troyer I guess.

Janet Charlton was the first to report the pair are now more than just friends with benefits. What I found interesting is that Janet says the couple have been meeting at a friend's house to have sex on a fairly regular basis. In fact, she says the couple have been having sex for two years. Now, my math skills are a little rusty, but I think John was dating Jennifer Aniston within the last two years. Oh, and Minka Kelly. Oh, and probably some other people we don't know about also.

I don't know who Kristin has been dating because if I cared about her boyfriends then I would have to expand my interest to presumably everyone from The Hills, and I would rather watch paint dry. Actually, come to think of it, watching paint dry is kind of fun because it smells nice and the paint covers up all the mildew spots on the walls which gives you that nice warm and fuzzy feeling. Clean the walls? Nah. Just throw some paint over it. Brilliant.