John Mayer Cheated On Jennifer Aniston
So, the interwebs are all abuzz with the news that John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari have been hooking up as of late. For John it is another chance to date someone who will get him photographed and for Kristin, well, umm, it's better than dating Verne Troyer I guess.
Janet Charlton was the first to report the pair are now more than just friends with benefits. What I found interesting is that Janet says the couple have been meeting at a friend's house to have sex on a fairly regular basis. In fact, she says the couple have been having sex for two years. Now, my math skills are a little rusty, but I think John was dating Jennifer Aniston within the last two years. Oh, and Minka Kelly. Oh, and probably some other people we don't know about also.
I don't know who Kristin has been dating because if I cared about her boyfriends then I would have to expand my interest to presumably everyone from The Hills, and I would rather watch paint dry. Actually, come to think of it, watching paint dry is kind of fun because it smells nice and the paint covers up all the mildew spots on the walls which gives you that nice warm and fuzzy feeling. Clean the walls? Nah. Just throw some paint over it. Brilliant.
Exclusive relationships are a dying breed.
ReplyDeleteSHOCKING....
ReplyDeleteIm glad Im not the only one that feels that way about the hills! :)
ReplyDeleteJennifer Aniston is twice the age of Kristin Cavawhatever and is still prettier. John Mayer is King Douche.
ReplyDeleteThis guy must have a talking cock. I just don't understand why all these women screw him, especially with that weird face he makes.
ReplyDeleteWho.Cares. Would rather watch paint dry as well.
ReplyDeleteShe isn't going to get him the attention JA did.
ReplyDeleteSomeone cheating on Anniston is still news? By now, she must be used to it, and so should we.
ReplyDeleteNAW! You don't mean it!
ReplyDeletelol@sporky. too fucking true! uber douche!
ReplyDeleteLOL@sporky
ReplyDeleteWhy would women want to be with him when he was making out with Perez Hilton????
Hey - I think this was an answer to a blind then - someone bonking a reality show "starlet". Surprise surprise, it's two of the douchiest.
ReplyDeleteteehee, sporky! so true.
ReplyDeleteThere was a blind item about a womanizing singer and the reality starlet he would bring along on tour and stash back at the hotel. Don't recall if it was on here or from Page Six...
ReplyDeletegod kristen is such a skank now,well always was but, dayyyum,backstage ho?
ReplyDeletewhy is she a skank......
ReplyDeleteI don't get how people can totally degrade a girl b/c she chose to have sex with someone....
This puritan behavior is disgusting....but if it was a guy it would be like...man you are the man.
how can you cheat on someone you were having a fake relationship with to begin with ?? there's no way anniston and mayer were a real couple.
ReplyDeleteI don't get why women keep falling all over this man-ho. He's a walking, talking STD. That's attractive? Guess it is in Hollyweird...
ReplyDeleteI agree - John Mayer has to be a walking STD - those naive women!
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