Japan's First Lady Knows All About Alien Probes

I'm trying to imagine what the reaction would be if Laura Bush or Michelle Obama announced to the world that they had been kidnapped by aliens and taken to the planet Venus. Well, in Japan you don't have to wonder. The new First Lady of Japan claims that not only has she been abducted by aliens, but that she has actually visited Venus. She also enjoys macrobiotic cooking and loves to make clothes from coffee sacks. Hey, she and Gwyneth Paltrow are going to be BFF.

Oh, and lest you think it couldn't possibly get any crazier than what I have written, you are so, so, wrong. See, Miyuki Hatoyama has also met Tom Cruise. No, not recently silly. In their former lives when Tom was Japanese and now she can't wait to make a movie with him.

Well if she saw Xenu, then Tom will be right over. (The picture above is from the time frame when she was abducted by the aliens)