Wednesday, September 09, 2009

It's A Kate Trifecta


For the first time in the history of the site there are three Kate stories in a row. I know, I know, this whole 9/9/9 thing must represent Kate/Kate/Kate. So, then would 6/6/6 represent Denise Richards? No, Denise has really improved a whole lot over the past year. It must be her new boyfriend or something.

Anyway, our 3rd Kate story is about Kate Hudson. Yes, the woman who can pretend to like someone almost better than anyone I have ever seen. Kate showed up in her regular seats at a Yankee game last night and showed off a diamond ring on her ring finger. I actually think she bought herself, but I have no doubts that she is giving Alex Rodriguez massive hints about what she wants from their relationship and it isn't to keep staring at his Louisville Slugger if you know what I mean.

See, yesterday Chris Robinson announced to the world that his girlfriend was pregnant. Uh oh. Kate's true love has moved on and not only moved on but is having a baby with another woman. Look for all future photos of Kate to be ones where she is holding her stomach just to keep attention focused on her rather than on Chris.


19 comments:

  1. She really is one hell of a Manslinger, isn't she?

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  2. Why would she think A-Rod could be faithful? I think the only one who thinks she and A-Rod are TRUE LOVE is Kate herself.

    Good luck for Chris with the new baby!

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  3. "Denise has really improved a whole lot over the past year."

    Now I KNOW someone else is writing the blog. ;)

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  4. Is this a sign of the apocalypse, with the three Kates?

    /runs and gets tin-foil hat

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  5. Kate is looking pregnant these days.

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  6. I DON'T THINK SHE CARES IF ALEX CHEATS....HE CAN AFFORD HER, AND I'M SORRY BUT I THINK IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY.....
    ALSO I DOUBT SHE CARES ABOUT ANYTHING CHRIS DOES....AT THIS POINT THE HE REALLY ISN'T IMPORTANT...

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  7. Anonymous11:23 AM

    Sounds like another Jessica Simpson declaring her love and boom now they have broken-up. Let's see how long Kate and Alex will last now that she is showing her true colors.

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  8. Gotta say I agree that I don't think Kate will care if A-Rod stays faithful or not. I also think she's either pregnant or gained weight from all the ball park cocktails she's been drinking. I don't get why guys like her - there are tons of better looking women around.

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  9. Yeah, buying your own ring really works to get a guy to propose.

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  10. What happened between her and Chris? Is she still in love with him? I would think not but what do I know??

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  11. Does anyone have a pic link to the alleged ring? I was going to post something entirely different and decided to look for a pic first with no success.

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  12. I don't care whether they are engaged, having a baby, living together, having a double wedding with Derek & Minka or contemplating buying a goldfish. All I care about is the magic # is 15 and since they became "public", not just Arod but the whole team has been on a streak. 27 baby!!!

    No, I'm not a Yankees fan. Why do you ask? :)

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  13. Well, she is a cute enough girl. If I were her, i would stay far away from Madonna though. She frightens me, and I think she is the type to be possesive of exes.

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  14. Good for Chris Robinson. He deserves some happiness.

    Kate, however, is the most pathetic, desperate woman in the tabloids today. Everyday. I don't get the appeal with this chick that looks like she was hit in the face with a shovel immediately after she was born.

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  15. I just don't get these two- and who would really want to have Madonna's "sloppy seconds"? *shudder*

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  16. she's like a revolving door...it's sad, really.

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  17. Anonymous2:49 PM

    Does anyone have a pic link to the alleged ring? I was going to post something entirely different and decided to look for a pic first with no success

    Photo proof of no ring on left hand. Ring is on right hand.

    http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/09/kate-hudson-ring-rumor-debunke.html

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  18. Anonymous2:50 PM

    The New York Daily News has struck out again. This time the paper whiffed on a story insinuating that Kate Hudson and Yankees star Alex Rodriguez may be engaged. The item read, "Kate Hudson was sporting a very interesting new accessory at Monday night's Yankees game: a sparkly diamond band on her left ring finger. Our spy caught the bubbly blond proudly sporting the ring while typing away on her Blackberry when her slugger wasn't up. Either A-Rod is making it official, or Ms. Hudson made some very careless jewelry choices!"

    Uh, the only error here is on the part of the Daily News. According to the piece, "Neither a rep for Hudson nor Rodriguez returned calls for comment."

    That's interesting, because not only did A-Rod's spokesman tell Gossip Cop that, after speaking to his client, the story is "absolutely not true," but also that he told the paper the same thing - and they still went to bat with this.

    Talk about balls!

    http://www.gossipcop.com/...-alex-rodriguez-engaged/

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  19. Kate and Alex may be the new Marilyn and Joe (DiMaggio).

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