Holly Madison Says Every Girl Can Be A Stripper If They Work Hard Enough
Holly Madison is getting her very own reality show. I know, I know it is the most exciting thing ever right? I kid. Holly becomes the third of three from Girls Next Door to get her own show. At one point she was the main attraction in that group, but some very bad decisions and some money demands that were really excessive put her behind the other two in terms of getting her own show.
And what can we expect from what I am sure will be a riveting 30 minutes each week? "It will have some docu-drama, but it's the perfect excuse for me to be normal in a light-hearted comedy romp. 'Planet Holly' also will have an empowering message for women showing that however crazy the ideas you might have, they can be achieved."
Did she actually use the word romp? Seriously? What is she like 100? She must have picked that up from Hef.
Oh, the whole empowerment thing? You will love this.
"Growing up in Oregon, I had crazy dreams. I'd see Pamela Anderson or Jenny McCarthy on TV and say I'd like to do that, too. I wanted to go off on the adventure. I dreamed of being a sex symbol as a showgirl in Las Vegas - and it all came true!"
She says that all women can have their dreams come true if they work hard enough to make it happen. Umm, how exactly did she work hard? If she means pretending to be attracted to an 80 year old man for a couple of years then yes, I can see why that would be hard. Oh, and telling Criss Angel that he is hot was probably hard. But, it seems to me that she owes her fame more to a bottle of bleach and the skill of a plastic surgeon than really working hard. Am I wrong? Is this empowerment? Turn yourself into plastic and you too can strip on stage in Vegas with Aubrey O'Day as your castmate.
Holly Madison's life is no more empowering than Ashley Dupre's is. It's not so difficult to exchange your body for favors. The difficult thing is getting people to take you seriously after all of that gets old or stops working.
ReplyDeleteShe's got another five years left of being able to do that, tops.
Her plastic tits look downright painful in this photo.
ReplyDeleteenty, you should know better. golddigers don't have it so easy these days.
ReplyDeletei bet she hunts night and day for mr. moneybags. she's in vegas, she might land one. hope he ain't a gambler.
That's it, Holly. Tell the girls to dream big. Don't have them lower their standards to dream of being merely the President or a film director or a renowned writer. No, have them dream BIG! Maybe, if they work hard enough, they too can share an octogenarian with two other women.
ReplyDeleteIn the words of Juno:
ReplyDelete"Whoa, dream big!"
Good lord. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY?
Ditto to SFG's comment.
ReplyDeleteThanks Holly, for empowering women. I'll go tell my daughter right away. She's 15. She's not too old to start dreaming of a topless revue.
ReplyDeleteOy vey.
*groan*
ReplyDelete*headdesk*
Wow. Her parents didn't set very high standards for her, did they? If my daughter grows up wanting that for herself, I will have failed as a mother.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually kind of offended by such statements from her. I feel like she's encouraging and supporting women to pursue "being a sex symbol" as a career choice.
Shoot. She's from Oregon? I thought we were better than that....
ReplyDeleteI thought she was from Alaska
ReplyDeleteYou are better than that, Kara.
ReplyDeleteThis twat was never a Vegas showgirl. WTF is she talking about? The only lessons she's taken were for swing dancing.
I SO wish there were better female role models. But then we wouldn't be here, would we?
Silicon on parade!
ReplyDeleteWake me up when they decide to put something good on tv.
ReplyDeleteI hate this plastic pink/orange whore so much. What really bothers me is she compared her new show to Mary Tyler Moore. That's right, she compared a show about her, a whore who dances naked in Vegas to The Mary Tyler Moore Show. That makes me so incredibly angry. That show was triumphant for women, this hosebeast is nothing but a whore.
ReplyDeleteWow Enty- zingers and bitchery throughout the posts today- are you sucking on lemons and watching the real housewives of atl? If so, keep it coming- cause i am liking it.
ReplyDeletechi, I thought so, too. Wasn't there a whole big episode of GND where she "romp"ed around Alaska saying how nice it was to be "home"? OMG you don't think these reality shows aren't real do you?!?!?! :-0
ReplyDelete"Aaaawwww shucks!" *Pammy wipes a tear from the corner of her eye*
ReplyDeleteshe as born in oregon, lived in alaska from 2-14 and then moved back to oregon. how do i know this? i have no idea.
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