Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Casual To A Whole New Level
Gwyneth Paltrow took a flight from Barcelona over the weekend. Apparently she must have forgotten clothes that fit or she went on some massive cleanse over the weekend and lost 30 pounds. I am sure when she gets back from vacation and starts writing GOOP again that there will be some type of message about how it is best to travel with as few clothes as possible and there really is nothing more liberating then letting the entire world see your bra and what size you wear.
Who wakes up in the morning and says to themselves they are going to wear something like this in an airport. Did she not get enough attention this weekend?
i think she gets it that no one gives a crap about her anymore...i think the trailer-chic she's sporting is just a way to get us to talk about her. eep. she's an annoying little douche, isn't she...
ReplyDeleteOh, Goop. I'd love it if you were never to return to the US, but I don't want to punish Spain like that.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she got Pam Anderson's suitcase by mistake.
ReplyDeleteI remember when she was flat as a pancake.
SHE'S HOLDING ON TO CHRIS FOR DEAR LIFE....THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE INTERESTING.....
ReplyDeleteI'd love to hear what Tim Gunn would have to say about this. :)
ReplyDeleteEnty, thanks for shining the light of accountability on Goop. Her preaching and righteousness have instilled anxiety and loathing in many. Her next endorsement opportunity is clear: Poster child for tacky international travelers.
ReplyDeleteYes, I admit that I get pleasure in seeing the cracking of fake facades. Call it a case of shallow schadenfreude.
She looks like she's one of those women who takes a sponge bath in the sink and uses the hand dryer for her hair. She just needs some spandex pants.
ReplyDeleteA long way from Oscar glamour.
I don't like Goop either but to be fair, the Daily Mail published another picture of her wearing a gigantic scarf that covered her boobage.
ReplyDeleteNoone would have known if she didn't have to take scarf off to go thru security
Still tacky, tho
wow, i didnt know she got a boob job
ReplyDeleteshe used to have mosquito bites
when did that happen?
She should have gotten the boobs a few years back in time for the Oscars. Remember the strapless pink dress?
ReplyDeleteI forgot she was flat as a board hehehe. Can't stand this ego, vain thing at all.
ReplyDeletei'll let you know in 2 days Enty...when i arrive in Barcelona bitches!!! hola!
ReplyDeletegod, is she wearing Mario Batalli's undershirt?
Maybe breast feeding increased her breasts? My mom went from an A cup to a C cup after two kids.
ReplyDeleteMy mom would like you to please return her Maidenform Total Solution Full Coverage Underwire Bra in nude please.
ReplyDeleteShe looks pregnant. That bra is disgusting and she has some fat hanging over the strap. I bet she's knocked up again. Her hair is a mess, too.
ReplyDeleteShe used to be my fashion idol. Unfortunately, that picture of her there resembles me way too much to remain a fan. What a pity...
Run, Chris, Run!!!!
ReplyDeleteI loved the pink dress, but the one the next year was a disaster.
ReplyDeletedoes anyone read Courtney Loves Tweets? She is insane but yesterday she was talking mess about Winona Ryder and she said wino owed goop an apology for lying about her. something like that... she is hard to understand and she has since deleted some of the tweets. lol
ReplyDeleteGood call Jax.. Mario Batalli's shirt. LOL
ReplyDeletehung over? i have to chreck myself several times before i leave the house when I'm really hurting. One time I had 2 different sandals on!
ReplyDeleteMika-maybe C.Love is referring to the Wino and Goop, Shakespeare in Love script stealing crap? That was only a decade ago-lol.
ReplyDeleteCan't stand Goop, but those A.Wang(Alexander Wang) tank really are hard to fit unless you are flat as a board(hipster style),or wear something underneath(old lady style). Either way looks like crap and she certainly doesn't look like the fashionista she wants us to think she is.
I like Goop. I like reading about the life of the rich and famous. It is not something I always understand or will ever experience. It is nice to view a little slice of it here and there and try to figure out how people got to where they are in life and what makes them tick. The differences in the life of the wealthy and my middle class existence are huge. I don't always agree with them but I find them interesting.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone remember when a plane trip was worthy of dressing up? Now - especially if you fly some bargain airlines - it isn't unusual to see someone you swear just finished changing the oil in their car prior to boarding!
ReplyDeleteDamn .. bring back Class, Manners and Decorum!!
i agree with jbeebs.
ReplyDeletethose alexander wang tanks are really vomfortable, but hard to look as hot as you want without being under a size B (and still showing bra).
i tend to wear mine with a blazer over it or with a swimsuit.
yes, i am defending the goop.
thanks for the photo ted-
ReplyDeleteWhat if....
ReplyDeleteAre there other photos of her with boobage? I saw the scarf comment but no photo link. Photoshop? Hmm... I'm getting a tell people you are 15 years older moment so you get compliments not stress over a birthday/silver hair etc.
Maybe Madge told GOOP to manipulate the media and this is the result.
Goopy you had the master class with madge and we get this? Jazz it up! Hello show some piercings.
Just putting another thought out there..