Friday, September 18, 2009

Dina Lohan Says God Is The Reason Lindsay Lohan & Audrina Patridge Burglar Was Caught


Except for Michael Lohan, I didn't realize the Lohan family was so religious. Apparently though they must go to church every week and tithe and just be good Christians because Dina Lohan thinks God is the one responsible for arresting an 18 year old suspect in the home burglaries of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge.

Nicholas Prugo was arrested yesterday morning and charged in the two break-ins. His bail was set at $20,000 which is just five thousand less than the guy who had a knife and almost got to Ryan Seacrest.

What I am most interested in hearing about is who was with Nicholas. There is at least one woman in the video who keeps her face hidden but wouldn't you just love for it to be Lindsay. That would make my year. I would sit here everyday and comment on it with the biggest smile on my face you ever saw.

When Dina Lohan was asked for her reaction to the arrest she said, "Yes, we have found [him], God is good."

First of all I think it was the police who found him. Second of all I think God doesn't have anything to do with it. I don't know what this little ploy is of Dina's or if she thinks she is going to make some money sending Ali and Cody on some kind of church tour but I really don't think God would appreciate being brought into this by a mother who lets her 15 year old kid hang out with her 50 year old sister at clubs smoking and drinking all night.

Now, with that being said, if God is reading this right now, oh please make the female in the video be Lindsay. Amen.

18 comments:

  1. The one in the video really did match clothing, phone and jewelry.

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  2. I hope this Nicholas tells ALL about how he knows Lindsay and Audrey :)

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  3. Anonymous11:34 AM

    I feel such a high level of irrational hate for all the Lohans.

    I hope ole' Nicholas does tell all and she is sent packing to jail.

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  4. Wasn't there a blind about Lohan's intruder being her drug dealer?

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  5. I'm positive some tabloid can bail this guy out and get the full story. I hope it happens today.

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  6. Great pic of drunko Lilo!

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  7. As much as Lindsay steals from other people she deserves to get her things swiped. I hope she gets robbed again.

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  8. @faithy - I see your irrational hatred and raise you an extreme desire to beat Dina and Michael to a bloody pulp.

    I have a feeling the Lohans have already written this guy a big check to keep Lindsay out of this. Maybe a tabloid will write him a bigger one to tell the truth.

    I with enty on this, if it could be proven that it was Lindsay in the video, I might find religon myself.

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  9. What a delicious looking drink.

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  10. There was a blind about not paying your drug dealer and the result of that.

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  11. Enty, I hope you will invoke God on every Hohan post from here forward. Hey, she started it.

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  12. If God is working for team Lohan, he's got some 'splainin' to do.

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  13. oh enty, i think you're reading too much into it. she most likely meant it in passing. not that big a deal.

    i wana know about the 18 yr old tho...is he the dealer that also brokke into Ceiling Eyes' house?

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  14. LOLing because that finger looks like a peen heading to Lindsay's face!

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  15. I'd be happy with it being Lindsay *or* Paris.
    Okay, I'd be about as thrilled as Enty with either of those choices.
    Or even Dina... well, I'd be even more thrilled with it being her, because that would mean DFACS would take the minor children and they'd have a chance at a "normal" life.

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  16. Would like to critisize La Lohan till I skip back on memory lane to my 20something behavior(without tons of cash!).
    Not.

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  17. The girl is named Rachel Lee.

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/18/cops-have-second-suspect-in-lindsay-break-in/

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  18. I thought about you Ent when I heard about this.

    No wonder Spacewatcher has those eyes.

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