Friday, September 18, 2009

Dina Lohan Says God Is The Reason Lindsay Lohan & Audrina Patridge Burglar Was Caught


Except for Michael Lohan, I didn't realize the Lohan family was so religious. Apparently though they must go to church every week and tithe and just be good Christians because Dina Lohan thinks God is the one responsible for arresting an 18 year old suspect in the home burglaries of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge.

Nicholas Prugo was arrested yesterday morning and charged in the two break-ins. His bail was set at $20,000 which is just five thousand less than the guy who had a knife and almost got to Ryan Seacrest.

What I am most interested in hearing about is who was with Nicholas. There is at least one woman in the video who keeps her face hidden but wouldn't you just love for it to be Lindsay. That would make my year. I would sit here everyday and comment on it with the biggest smile on my face you ever saw.

When Dina Lohan was asked for her reaction to the arrest she said, "Yes, we have found [him], God is good."

First of all I think it was the police who found him. Second of all I think God doesn't have anything to do with it. I don't know what this little ploy is of Dina's or if she thinks she is going to make some money sending Ali and Cody on some kind of church tour but I really don't think God would appreciate being brought into this by a mother who lets her 15 year old kid hang out with her 50 year old sister at clubs smoking and drinking all night.

Now, with that being said, if God is reading this right now, oh please make the female in the video be Lindsay. Amen.

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