Daily Mirror Blind Item
Which married media figure was more than a little flushed when he called in a plumber to unblock a lavatory? The loo is near a bedroom he uses to woo women and the plumber fished out 25 condoms. We're sure the bloke had an innocent explanation for his wife...
It would be funnier if his wife actually had something to do with the abundance of condoms in the lavatory as well ;)!! Both getting a lil something on the side!
ReplyDelete@vitazza LOL That would be funny if he looked at the 25 and thought, 'Wait a minute, I only flushed 6 of these...what the hell??!'
ReplyDeleteYeah, Suppose they each lost count!
ReplyDeleteHow do you bring that question up at the dinner table??...lol...So, the plumber came by and it seems we have a bit of a "blockage"!! "Raises Eyebrows"
LOL! Awkward..'Honey, can you pass me the carrots, uh why did you have 19 condoms blocking our loo?' To which the wife replies, 'Only 19? Oh, the ones from yesterday DID go down then!' LMAO!!
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ReplyDeletehow stupid is he that he didn't know you can't flush condoms?
ReplyDeleteUh... you can (so I've heard) but at least use common sense and maybe flush them individually.
ReplyDeletewell...um...i've never heard good things about flushing them!
ReplyDeleteThe dude who is married to the Marchesa designer..Georgina Chapman is her name? Her husband. He's a pretty big producer whose name escapes me at the moment. Too lazy to Google.
ReplyDeleteHas to be a Brit. Loo, bloke...I don't know, Jonathan Ross?
ReplyDeleteI liked Piers Morgan for this, but alas, according to the wiki god he was divorced last year.
ReplyDeleteRussel Brand is prob. so jealous.
ReplyDeleteI give him some credit for actually using the condoms.
ReplyDeleteGotta be Rupert Murdock...or Ted Turner...or Summer Redstone.
ReplyDeleteGotta be Rupert Murdock...or Ted Turner...or Summer Redstone.
ReplyDeleteI like the rupert murdoch guess.
ReplyDeletedo u honestly see rupert murdoch getting it up? and i doubt his wife cares much...
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