Will The Real Dad Please Stand Up Because I'm Tired Of This - Macaulay Culkin Is Blanket's Father

I am ready. I have been ready. I think the entire world is ready and this needs to go away. The Sun is reporting that Macaulay Culkin is the biological father of Blanket. Macaulay as you know spent a lot of time around Michael when he was younger. He was kind of like the 90's version of Corey Feldman except he didn't get into the whole glove and jacket thing. Macaulay is the godfather to the first two of Michael's kids so he did stay close with him after the age inappropriate relationship kind of dissipated.

So Macaulay being a dad hmmm? So that would make Mila Kunis the step mom? Mila Kunis as a step mom is certainly better than waking up at Joe Jackson's house. Just saying.

The biological father must know who he is. There is no way Michael just went down to the sperm bank and found some anonymous donor. I am tired of the speculation. Just let the poor kids know who their biological fathers are and mother as well when it comes to Blanket although I will go ahead and stick with the maid on that.