Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Today's Blind Items

This blind item is going to be phrased as a piece of advice. If you pay your drug dealer on time he won't break into your house and take your things. Just saying.

66 comments:

  1. Hahaha! She's such a moron.

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  2. Lohan or Orlando Bloom

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  3. LiLo so it is. It'd explain her twitter ramblings recently. Well that and the meth.

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  4. wow, really? so that's the truth behind lilo's break-in? omg, someone help that girl...

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  5. Which would save the world from having to hear more baloney outta Michael Lohan!

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  6. I knew there had to be more to the break in story! Is that why someone broke in the last time, too?

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  7. Why do I get the feeling that this poor girl is going to be found brutally murdered in an alley somewhere?

    I never liked her, but she needs help. LiLo for sho'.

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  8. and LA cops say that the burglar caught on LiLo's cam is the same guy caught on tape breaking into Audrina Partridge's house back in Feb. Ha.

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  9. not trying to be funny, but once her notoriety wears completely off, she may end up dead in an alley.

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  10. lindsay lohan,you need a good rehab/detox/better friens/better family!

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  11. Qunitessential Southerner--unfortunately, it may be before that. This girl is on a one way ticket to destruction. Even sullen SamRo had the sense to get off this train.

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  12. Gladys, have they broken up again? Last I saw (a few days ago) they were "on" again.

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  13. sam is the only real person in lindsay's life. which is why lilo latches on to sam. however, everyone else around lilo is something else. sam is over lilo and her dysfunctional and drug ways. come on who doesn't get tired of fighting every other day with the person your trying to help ? lilo is trying toooo hard to maintain the lesbo couple image and i believe sam is OVER it and HER !!! womp! womp! womp!

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  14. Anonymous3:26 PM

    Omg, sad but true!

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  15. LOL, I love it when Enty gives a good posting that makes my jaw drop! It's fantastic :-D

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  16. Now that was funny.

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  17. Ahahahaha! You made me laugh out loud, Enty.
    Indeed, Blohan, indeed. Pay yo bills!

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  18. WOW! Thought meth was cheap? Guess not....

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  19. Dayyyuuuummmmm! You tell, her, Enty!

    She sure had enough money for those lips she's sporting this week. Sheesh.

    How effing expensive can Adderall be? Don't they have generic? And today I read in the paper you don't even need a lab to make meth anymore...so she must be on the stupidly most expensive habit, coke.

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  20. Moosh--are they back together?

    That couple just reeks of dyke drama. You spin me right round, baby, right round like a record.....

    if they're together, they'll be splitting tomorrow.

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  21. And I just had this awful visual of her on her bony orange knees for a couple days getting this all straight.
    *yecchhh*

    "Pay me now or pay me later" is a good cliche here ...

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  22. ...for which the new lips will surely help...

    OK--lemme stop now.

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  23. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best. Blind. Ever.

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  24. LOL. Should this be considered as a blind? Just saying...

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  25. @Selenakyle....
    TOO FUNNY! I am laughing so hard I can barely breathe!!!!

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  26. oh my. That was the best freakin blind/not so blind I've seen in ages!
    Bless her heart.

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  27. Why do I still find Lilo attractive and SamRo likeable? WHY?

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  28. Blohan, izzatcthu?

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  29. Why would she pay her dealer?

    Much better to leave a door unlocked so he can "break in" and reimburse himself.

    She can then file an insurance claim to get compensated for the stolen items.

    Convenient way to get your drugs for free.

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  30. OMG, this is so effing funny.

    As White Oprah would say... JUSTICE!

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  31. Well... that explains that! Thanks, Enty.

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  32. Hahahahhaha! She's a self entitled tard, well that settles that the photo's and home sex tape will be released - sends a message to his other slo-pay customers.

    Hahahahaha! I can't stop giggling.

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  33. Awesome, Enty. I just love a man who's straight to the point.

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  34. This is brilliant and selenakyle I had the same thought about her ridiculous injected lips. She was so offended when Dr. Drew said that she wouldn't quit the drugs until something tragic happened to her like losing a limb. He was spot on, she's such a piece of shit and threw away a very promising career. Hard to believe that she's only 23 and such an utter disaster.

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  35. OMG that was good.

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  36. but how do you explain the possible connection to Audrina's break-in, Enty? Are you insinuating that she too does drugs and doesn't pay the dealer?

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  37. Hahaha, awesome blind! I kind of gasped a little...*L*

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  38. SG - would explain the eyes.

    How much longer can this girl live like this?

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  39. oh Blohan. When will you ever learn?

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  41. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant! Thanks Enty, I was thinking the same thing when I heard about the break in.

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  42. It's called Karma. She ran over that guy's foot a couple of years ago, told him she could do whatever she wanted because she was a celebrity and the judge let her get away with it.

    Well Lindsay is that what you told your drug dealers?

    See where that got you.

    She deserves all the negativity that comes with her type of "stardom".

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  43. bahahahahaha! very clever.

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  44. oh Lindsay.......what a fucking IDIOT.

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  45. I suspected something like this was behind the robbery. Still, my jaw dropped too. What I always wonder is how much Dina knows. Does she play innocent for the press, or is she that clueless? I tend to think she has her head in the sand - conveniently so. Otherwise she'd have to face reality and be a real mother.And stop being the victim she loves to play.

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  46. That would explain two break-ins in such a short time as well as her father's involvement in the last one. Ew.

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  47. I have never had a comment removed...until last night. Did Linsanity Blohan read it and cry???
    Sorry I hurt her feeling.

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  48. Lindsay is sometimes very beautiful, but I'm tired of her chemically-induced skankiness. I don't like Ronson much, especially all the meth-faced expressions she makes: the scrunched forehead, the saggy, sallow skin, the concerned look of confusion. She's a horrible influence on Lindsay, who is a horrible influence on herself. With Lindsay, Sam can command impressive "dj" fees, way more than she would if she weren't dating America's Next OD.

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  49. devildana .. I am curious, what did your comment say?

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  50. Finally one I can answer...Lilo FTW.

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  51. Sounds like Orlando Bloom. Even the police said the burglary looked suspicious... prob a dealer who's been to his house before.

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  52. This is why there will never be an arrest in these "break ins". Does everyone in Hollywood do drugs?

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  53. I just Mean Girls last week on TV. Lindsay looked so beautiful. What the hell happened? OK, so we know what happened...

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  54. is this person audrina's drug dealer too?

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  55. So let me get this straight,so you are saying her own mother broke in and stole her shit.

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  56. she is an idiot and her career is ovah. i dont think this pos realized the potential she had to actually be a really great role model and actress. looking back at pictures of her from her disney day's it is like seeing a totally different person. she looks horrible. it's almost a shame because she was really beautiful.

    i cant believe she is only 23 years old. i am 23 years old and look 15 years younger than her. they should really use pictures of her to dissuade kid's from doing drugs. she looks terrible.

    and i definitely do believe that the only way she will stop with the drugs is if she ODs and dies (obviously) or if something really terrible happens.

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  57. she is an idiot and her career is ovah. i dont think this pos realized the potential she had to actually be a really great role model and actress. looking back at pictures of her from her disney day's it is like seeing a totally different person. she looks horrible. it's almost a shame because she was really beautiful.

    i cant believe she is only 23 years old. i am 23 years old and look 15 years younger than her. they should really use pictures of her to dissuade kid's from doing drugs. she looks terrible.

    and i definitely do believe that the only way she will stop with the drugs is if she ODs and dies (obviously) or if something really terrible happens.

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  58. Merrick-
    I said something to the effect that Linsanity should just do us all a favor and od already. Then I suggested that I wouldn't even stick Rush Limbaugh's unit in her skanky thing after he anally explored her mother and sister..something like that ....

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  59. Bwaaaaahahahahaha too funny! What a dumb bitch.

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  60. While straight and to the point, I dont see your comment as being much different from others that I have read, sans the Rush Limbo comment. HAHA Funny stuff! Thanks for clearing that up for me!

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  61. Loho slips even lower.
    Everyone knows you pay your dealer before your rent or electric or food or cable or...

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