Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Today's Blind Items
This B list cable television and sometime feature movie actor recently took part in a contest with an organization which allowed for several lucky winners to meet him at an event. Everything went fine, but our actor seemed to spend a great deal of time focusing on one female fan in particular. He focused in on her so much that they ended up having sex in his dressing room at the event. What neither of them realized at first was the walls in the dressing rooms were paper thin. They finally realized it when they could hear the people in the surrounding dressing rooms laughing at them because the actor kept asking the fan during sex if she liked f**king a star.
What an idiot.
ReplyDeleteThomas Jane?
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. Adrian Grenier?
ReplyDeletePiven?
ReplyDeleteit's funny!!! what idiot!
ReplyDeleteIt would sound like Piven to say something that narcisstic
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ReplyDeleteExactly. Piven ftw.
ReplyDeleteLarry David
ReplyDeleteHow about Jeffery Donovan of Burn Notice? He was in the Changeling with Jolie.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!!!!!! That's awesome.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the girl said regarding her preference of fucking a star. What a tool.
Johnny Drama?
ReplyDeleteNo, really - the Piv.
I thought of Thomas Jane, too. If it were the Perv, I would think that Enty would have mentioned something slimy :-D
ReplyDeleteTHE WOMAN WAS AN IDIOT ! AND THE ACTOR...WELL A TOTAL JERK..
ReplyDeletepiv the perv ftw.
ReplyDeleteDavid Duchovney was my first thought, but I can't see him doing a fan thing.
ReplyDeleteI'm more disappointed in the woman than I am the "star."
the piv or adrian
ReplyDeleteDoes cable include HBO, Showtime, and the other paid channels? I thought network stuff like Lost and Heroes were on cable.
ReplyDeleteThis is kind of old (1 year ago), but Piven auctioned a meet and greet for himself for a charity in August of 2008...don't know if that's "recently".
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This totally seems like something he would do. Adrian Grenier too...even though I hate to admit it because I'd probably still fall for his cheese.
I think if the person were married, Enty would have mentioned it.
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ReplyDeleteI'm thinking this is Jeffery Donovan, like amazonblue said. My spidy senses are tingling.
B List with some feature credits? Undeniable jerk with ego issues?
ReplyDeleteIf it's not Piven, it's gotta be his clone.
Piven thinks he is a star?
ReplyDeletePiv is the new Affleck, but it sure fits. The Jeffrey Donavan guess is interesting (I love Burn Notice), but I don't think he is B list yet. Other than his recent DUI, he has been flying under the radar.
ReplyDeleteJon Hamm? I don't want to believe it!!
ReplyDeleteIf it were Jon Hamm, they would have heard her scream "HELL YEAH!!!" ;)
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or is Piven the new Ben Affleck? He does seem to fit for most BIs.
ReplyDeleteMooshki - WORD!
ReplyDeletebut he'd have to be in character.
I think this is Turtle (jerry ferrara) b/c there was a contest recently where you win dinner with him. My cable provider was promoting the " win a dinner with turtle from entourage" pretty hard
ReplyDelete@Erin:Piven and Lohan are the new Affleck of blind items!
ReplyDeleteNot sure if the Emmy makes him B-list, but what about Aaron Paul? He was in a horor movie recently.
ReplyDeletePiven: " Come on baby tell me you like it. Tell me you like f*cking a STAR."
ReplyDeleteBimboFan :"Ahh --Sure,I'll let you know when I see a real one? Do you know Daniel Craig?" (while popping bubblegum the whole time)
I love the idea of Piven, because well, it's probably him. But I sure though of Timothy Hutton first. He films his cable show in Portland, OR.
ReplyDeleteIs he considered B?
Reminds me of this Perv post:
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Hi and welcome, intheglow. Spidey sense is good to have around here! (I proofread and first called you "intheknow." I'm a dork).
ReplyDeleteAbout the Blind, saaaaaaaadddd.
Sad for him that he's such a douche; sad for her that she got suckered but hopefully didn't catch anything, yet learned a hard lesson...
And Mooshki dearest, you know I love ya, but for the love of all that is holy...
ReplyDeleteWHEN are you 86-ing the scary pointy-teeth worm-face man???
Good Lawd, that thing is gruesome. Is he from a movie?
Selenakyle: Don't encourage her to change. It will just be something worse. Do you remember the jagged toothed miniature dog that looked like a rabid rat? 'nuf said.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking James Gandolfini myself.
ReplyDeleteOh my word, sounds totally like the piv...haha! sigh and i used to have a mini crush on him;)
ReplyDeleteJason Segel
ReplyDeleteGrotesque! Starfuckers are pathetic.
ReplyDeleteGore Vidal used to joke that the two most popular fantasies involved oral sex and celebrity. So getting blown by Barbara Bush would be the pinnacle!
Danny McBride!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Jeff Goldblum? That L&O show he's on is on cable.
ReplyDeletegeesh, it could be any one of these mentioned! What's with these cable/movie guys?
ReplyDeleteim going with the pivert
ReplyDeleteDuchovny was my first guess.
ReplyDelete@selenakyle
ReplyDelete"yet learned a hard lesson..."
I don't know why but that made me giggle like a 12 year old boy. :-)
The Piv has been in quite a few movies, so he's more than a "sometime" movie actor in my book. I'd say Adrian Grenier. I'd say all the movies he's done are less than a handfull...
ReplyDeleteJulian Mchanmwhatever from Nip/Tuck?
ReplyDelete@FreeThinker - OOO OOO OOO I LUV this guess! I never would have thought of it myself, cuz I LUV him, but now that I read it, I think it's the best so far!
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