Monday, August 03, 2009

A Tell All Book About Paris Hilton


There is a fine line in this world about wanting to know more about Paris Hilton and whether knowing any more about her than I already do will make me actually hate her even more. At what point do I know enough where it meets my dislike and distaste for her?

Her former manager is shopping around a book deal which apparently will make her even seem more shallow and vapid than we already do. I didn't think that was actually possible, but when you know that he personally watched her stand in front of a mirror for hours at a time so she could practice different poses for paps, than you realize there maybe are new reasons to hate her and that the book could be fun.

Jason Moore didn't sign a confidentiality agreement so he can write whatever he wants. The thing is if he does write it, will it make you hate her more than you already do? Is there anything he can say that would make it even easier to dislike her? I think we already hate her enough. The only thing this will do is give her publicity. I don't want her to really have that. This will get her on talk shows and on the news and put her front and center and she can deny it all and give us some fake tears and talk about her love of children and animals and how she has found God again and never used drugs.

So, if I were a book publisher I would just go ahead and take a pass on the book and just let her fade away. Please.


27 comments:

  1. I've already seen parts of Paris that should only be seen by her gynecologist so I do not require anymore information about her.

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  2. You know what? I'd read a tell-all about Tom Cruise. Sure. He's a WEIRDO -- not a slut. He only has eyes for Will Smith, and we all know it. It would be ONE thing if there were any possible shame to lay down upon this horrid trollop, but she seems to be above things like dignity.

    We've already seen her answer her cellphone while being porked from behind. We already know she has Herpes. What else IS there?

    I just wish she'd fucking die. I can legitimately say that.

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  3. Did anyone else see "Paris, not France"? It was obviously made to improve her public image. Incredibly aggrevating to watch.

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  4. Well said, Enty. She won't go away until the public turns away.

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  5. She locked her dog in a closet and let it die. I doubt there is anything that could make me hate her more than I already do.

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  6. The more time goes on, the more amused I am by Paris. She's now, what, 30? And still acting exactly the same as when she was 19? The older she gets, the more hilariously pathetic her life is.

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  7. Well, who doesn't pose in front of the mirror?

    But, to answer the question, would it make me dislike her more? Nah, not possible.

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  8. Anonymous1:08 PM

    Why would anyone waste their time writing about this idiot. She is annoying enough.

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  9. I'm with Mooshki. After finding out what she's done to at least one dog, there's no way I could hate her more than I already do.

    Still, I don't wish death upon her. I just wish she's no longer attract attention, ever, which would be the worst punishment she could get.

    Although she should be imprisoned for the dog...

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  10. "She locked her dog in a closet and let it die. I doubt there is anything that could make me hate her more than I already do."

    Exactly. And THAT is why I wish death upon her. She's a useless, life-destroying piece of shit. Get rid of it before it multiplies! Can you imagine her reproducing? *shudder*

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  11. I have to say, that was one of the worst pieces of news I have ever read about a celebrity. What a sick piece of shit she is.

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  12. Well, will the book talk about her early career as a call girl in LA back when was getting started in show business? Allegedly the only reason why she HAS a career is because of all the names she is still carrying around in her little black book from the old days. How else do you explain her "career" except sexual blackmail on her past johns?

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  13. Guttersnipey - funny you should mention Tom Cruise. I just checked out the Andrew Morton tell all from the library today. I tried to hide the cover as I checked it out, I was kind of embarassed to borrow a book about Tom Cruise, but I want to know the dirt.

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  14. @ Felicia:I don't know, but after watching her vid, I have a hard time believing she was ever a successful call girl. I've seen garbage men more interested in their work.

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  15. Mookshi - I never heard that story about Paris locking her dog in the closet to let it die. What is the story? That sounds atrocious.

    I think there are no surprises about Paris. If we learned she had 19 abortions or a secret love child, I wouldn't bat an eye.

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  16. Oh, there's room for more hate in my heart for Paris.

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  17. altho i too hate the idea of this idiot getting more attn...i can't blame the guy for wanting to make a buck. yes, it exploits her...but she lives her life in a way that begs that...so, i can't hate on him.

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  18. supposedly, paris was a call girl on a private jet for ron burkle, with a bunch of other call girls.

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  19. she is the most vile disgusting excuse of a human being, let alone a "celebrity" i have ever seen.

    i just wish people would stop giving her the publicity. she is completely ordinary looking, has not one iota of talent, is stupid like really stupid, and is a shitty person. i mean this is a person that uses racial slurs, takes pictures of themselves doing drugs, kills animals, and has herpes. (and still gets guys...wtf? like they know the bitch has herpes and they still get with her? gross)

    DO US ALL A FAVOR AND DISAPPEAR!

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  20. I am with Moosh. I couldn't hate her more. After what she did to her purse pups I LOATHE this trollop. If she were on fire I'd bring the marshmellows.

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  21. I didn't know about the puppy, now I feel really sad :(
    What a piece of trash, heartless idiot.

    I always knew she was stupid, vain, ugly, trashy, vulgar, with giant feet and scary looking. But I didn't know she was cruel. Yeah, I think we can always hate her more.

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  22. http://www.nypost.com/seven/02162008/gossip/pagesix/animal_cops_watching_paris_97831.htm

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  23. I have no problem wishing death on this thing. A snuff film would be the only video worth watching. Let the Taliban have it.

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  24. I really hate this woman but I would also really like to see a book expose everything about her. Hopefully it would be the catalyst to finally have the public realize what a horrible person she is and all interest in her would stop.
    Forever.

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  25. @ Cheryl - lol! Totally.
    Nah, couldn't dislike her any more, but perhaps there will be some salacious stuff to finally ruin her desired image as a "role model for girls" once and for all.

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  26. i don't think it's wrong for me to *heart* guttersnipey.
    and moosh, we know where we stand with each other, xoxo.

    paris hilton should be drawn and quartered for her treatment of her pets, and i do NOT support peta. of course, i think there are other things PH should be drawn and quartered for, but i'm too damn tired to go into it.

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