Shoot Me Now Because I'm Writing About The Kardashian's Again

I can usually go weeks without writing about any of the Kardashian's. Yes, I will post their photos, because they are pretty and don't annoy me nearly as much as most reality stars, but you would think I wouldn't have to write about them twice in one day. Actually by the time this post is finished I will have written about all three of the older sisters.

First up is that Carmen Ortega was on some radio show yesterday and gave a very eloquent interview to Hot 97 where she said she has a sex tape of herself and Reggie Bush. Well, maybe not actual sex, but something that she obviously thinks she can sell.

"Me and Reggie were friends that became more... during Kim... (but now) me and Reggie do not communicate... I don't want to."
Asked if sex tape rumors are true, Ortega said, "Possibly... There's stuff that I have. I have no idea what I'm gonna do with it, to be honest."

Umm, if you were honest you could say that you are shopping it around and finding out whether there is a market for a Reggie Bush sex tape and if it is going to blow your chances for being in Playboy or getting your own reality show. Wow, sounds just like Kim's career. Anyway, let's move on to Khloe.

In an interview with Life&Style, Khloe says that an episode where she is found with a vial of cocaine in her purse isn't what it seems to be. "My employee was picking up a pile of clothes that customers had tried on, and it (vial) fell out. She called me into the dressing room, and it was in a little glass vial. I was leaving the dressing room, and a lot of customers walked in. I didn’t know what to do, so I threw it in my purse. I was like, 'I’ll dispose of this in a second,' and I went to help them. Then I forgot about it.

Nothing registered until after the fact. Now, talking about it, I’m like, 'OK, that would be really bad if I got (charged) with drug possession.' But I don’t do drugs. I don’t have drugs in my purse. I’m not someone who needs to do drugs... I’m too energetic and crazy as it is. I wouldn’t want to see me on drugs."

Apparently she was confronted by her sisters when they went digging through her purse and found it. I am a little sketchy on this one. Khloe was the one who had the DUI and then got in trouble for blowing everything off. Does anyone know whether the episode shows the sisters talking to the employee and verifying all of this? It is a great excuse, but here is where I think the story falls apart. She walks into the dressing room and gets the coke. She then leaves the dressing room and customers come in and so she goes to wherever she keeps her purse and puts it in there? Did she not pass a trash can on the way to her purse? That all seems a little odd to me. I like Khloe and so I hope she is telling the truth, but this kind of sets off the BS detector.