The Secret To Picking Up Women Is To Have 8 Kids
Apparently even though I live in my basement and with my parents and am overweight to the point I can't see if my shoes match I could still get 23 year old women to have sex with me and I don't even need to pay. All I need to do is find someone to have 8 kids with and get a reality show and I am set. Sure, I would have to increase my Ed Hardy wardrobe and start chain smoking, but it looks like you can be overweight and have hair plugs and still pull in the 20 year olds. The secret is to have the 8 kids. I can see the book now. How To Pick Up Women. Here is a sample paragraph. "Blah, blah, blah, have 8 kids."
Radar Online is reporting that Jon Gosselin found another 23 year old to have sex with him. This one he has hired to babysit his kids before but on Saturday night it went from business to personal as Stephanie Santoro spent the night with Jon in his apartment over the garage. It isn't exactly the cupboard beneath the stairs, but I'm sure it was magic for her. I mean who wouldn't want to have sex with Jon. He dresses like a million bucks, is in the middle of a divorce, chain smokes, has bad hair plugs and has a burgeoning K-Fed belly. Oh, and then he has the 8 kids.
The couple met at a bar Saturday night and after Jon whipped out the pictures of his 8 kids she was ready to head back to his place. They got there at 315am and by 715am she was ready to leave. I'm guessing the sun came through the windows and she freaked out. Either that or Jon had one of his other women coming over to the house to spend some time with The Love Buddha as he likes to call himself.
Stephanie, an aspiring model says on her resume that she is willing to pose nude. I bet she is but you better have 8 kids and be hot like Jon Gosselin.
