The NY Post is reporting today that Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter are secretly engaged. Why? Why on earth would you be secretly engaged. Is it so Derek can get some on the side when he is on road trips? "I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you, but don't want anyone to know." That sounds crazy doesn't it?
I don't think they are engaged. Did he ask her to marry him and then say something like this?
Derek - Will you marry me?
Minka - Yes. I LOVE the ring.
Derek - I'm glad you like it but you can't wear it. This is a secret. In fact, why don't you let me hang on to it for right now.
Later that night back at his place, Derek makes a call to Jessica Alba.
Derek - Jessica. Hey, it's me Derek. Sorry to wake you. I was just looking at the ring I gave you and was thinking about you.
Jessica - That's not all you gave me.
dang, it's as if enty is namin' names today!
ReplyDeleteWho knows? I also don't understand why people have secret marriages.
ReplyDeleteI know! What's going on, Enty?
ReplyDeleteWhat? The Herp?
ReplyDeleteEnty, I'm a little concerened. Did someone hit you in the head with the newspaper this morning? Did you get a telemarketer call at 6 a.m.? Did your radio alarm clock go off to the tune of "don't worry be happy?" you seem to be a bit testy today.
ReplyDeleteDon't block the blessing, KEEP GOING ENTY, I AM LOVING THESE SNARKS aka reveals
ReplyDeleteAgreed! Enty's on fire today.
ReplyDeleteThe herp thing was huge 2 yrs ago.
ReplyDeletehttp://jezebel.com/292440/did-derek-jeter-gave-poor-jessica-alba-herpes
Enty is on fire like Alba's crotch? And Jeter's and Parasite's and what the heck everyone else in Hollywood! :)
ReplyDeleteThe question is, who gave Derek the herp? Mariah?
ReplyDeleteOh, don't misunderstand, I am LOVING the snark, I just hope it isn't motivated by a bad day. :) I would much rather it be due to a new sense of "What the HELL" approach to the whole blind thing.
ReplyDeleteThanks, DNfromMN. Good to know!
ReplyDeleteHe's having a hell of a season. I think he's superstitious and doesn't want to rock the boat. He doesn't even allow her to get photographed at the game.
ReplyDeleteLol - that might explain the perpetual sour look an Alba's face. No wait, it's always been there.
ReplyDeleteMinka is too good for this guy. I just hope she is having safe sex.
ReplyDeleteLOL@RocketQ
ReplyDeleteSo when it first came out, you thought it wasn't true: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/08/this-is-lawsuit-waiting-to-happen.html
ReplyDeleteBut now, in service of a cheap and not funny joke, or you don't even remember making the post, or you still don't think it's true but hey, based solely on not liking Jessica *now*, you'll happily write this like it is. (More in your new tradition of deciding what's going on with certain actresses you now hate based on your biases, rather than what they're actually saying or doing.) Whatever the reason (I suspect 1 and 3 are the correct answer), I wanted to get your hypocrisy right here in the comments.
One more day I question why I read this blog.
Er, what Fish? That first article was a post about a possible defamation suit - I don't think he came off as either for or against Jessica in that piece. He was talking about the legal situation.
ReplyDeleteAnd anyway, are we not allowed to change our minds about people? Is this not a gossip blolum where he invites people to read his opinions and his take on news items?
I really don't get what you're complaining about.
fish
ReplyDeletewrto:
One more day I question why I read this blog.
thats the kind of tone you would use on a husband you had been married to for 10 years and were tied together because you had a couple kids...
its a free world and there are a million blogs. there are tons of choices. dont stifle enty; start your own... your post defies logic.
unless you are jessica