Thursday, August 27, 2009

Secret Engagement?


The NY Post is reporting today that Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter are secretly engaged. Why? Why on earth would you be secretly engaged. Is it so Derek can get some on the side when he is on road trips? "I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you, but don't want anyone to know." That sounds crazy doesn't it?

I don't think they are engaged. Did he ask her to marry him and then say something like this?

Derek - Will you marry me?
Minka - Yes. I LOVE the ring.
Derek - I'm glad you like it but you can't wear it. This is a secret. In fact, why don't you let me hang on to it for right now.

Later that night back at his place, Derek makes a call to Jessica Alba.

Derek - Jessica. Hey, it's me Derek. Sorry to wake you. I was just looking at the ring I gave you and was thinking about you.
Jessica - That's not all you gave me.

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