Oh What The Hell. It's Been Awhile Since I Posted A Jennifer Aniston Dating Story
Over the weekend at some point Gerard Butler held Jennifer Aniston's hand. It could have been because she had a splinter. It could have been because everyone at the table stood in a circle and sang Kumbaya, or it could have been he was checking to make sure she washed her hands before dinner. Whatever the reason and whatever the length of time this happened, the fact is the two actually held hands which of course means they are having sex and already planning the wedding and the babies and Brad will be devastated and the weeks of headlines which are sure to follow the hand holding which occurred this weekend.
Although I don't doubt for a second that Gerard Butler would have sex with Jennifer Aniston I do hope that she realizes like the rest of the world realizes that Gerard Butler is probably not the guy who is going to give you a rock solid, long lasting monogamous relationship. If you need some sex on a Tuesday night, Gerard is the guy you want to call, but if you are looking for a commitment longer than a porno than he is probably not your guy.
Of course the fact he is not that kind of guy works out great for the tabloids because then they can have the inevitable month of headlines talking about Jen's broken heart and how she ran to Brad's arms for comfort. Ohhhh, or John Mayer. Because he finally grew up because he realized Jen was the one for him forever and he didn't want her to disappear from his life again until of course Jessica Simpson took him back at which point he dumped Jennifer again and then she can hook up with whatever co-star she is working with at that moment.
