Monday, August 17, 2009

Nick & Jessica - Not Going To Happen


I know there are message boards all over the internet that are counting down the days until Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson reunite just so they can watch new episodes of Newlyweds. While they wait for those episodes they discuss every possible theory and story and grasp on to any crumb no matter how small that their beloved couple will reunite. Drew Lachey said over the weekend that those people may as well go ahead and get a job because that reunion isn't going to happen. US Weekly asked him this weekend if there was a chance at a reunion of the couple and he said, "On the record or off the record? No on both."

Although I doubt they will ever get back together again, I would not bet against them reuniting for a television show. Why can't you have a reality show featuring them? They could even live together for the filming and each could bring home dates and Jessica could say dumb things and it wouldn't be any worse than most reality shows. Plus, it would give each of their careers a boost and make them relevant again.


9 comments:

  1. I agree! Bring on the stupid, the mundane, the couple that IS Nick and Jessica! I would watch it!

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  2. Anonymous12:20 PM

    I really can't stand her at all.

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  3. you know, they're not a-hole-ish type douches (a là chris martin/goopy), i can't figure out how they fell into that black hole of irrelevancy so quickly. it's kinda sad. i hope they're able to have careers again someday.

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  4. I have to give Jessica her props. At least she was the Original Airhead Reality Celebrity. Now they come a dime a dozen.

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  5. I might watch this one.

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  6. They would have nothing better to do with their careers than fake-stupid?

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  7. they should have hten live in a high end duplex kinda like 'too close for comfort lol.'

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  8. Nick and Jessica: The Breakup.

    I'd definitely watch the first three episodes, and that's saying a lot as I generally don't want reality tv.

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  9. they have as much chance of reconciling as Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston....too many sex partners under the bridge in both cases....huh huh

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