To prove to myself that I can make something out of absolutely nothing when I want to, I saw that Miley Cyrus is running some contest with the people over at eBay. It is some kind of online charity auction of the contents of her closet. Plus one fan will get to be Miley's roadie for the day.
Here is the description of the contest from eBay. "that gives one fan and three of her friends the chance to hit the road with the teen star, and be her roadie for a day, going behind-the-scenes at one of her upcoming concerts and hanging out backstage."
When I first read it I said to myself why the hell would Miley's friends need to win a contest to hang out with her? Is she that pretentious that she makes her friends enter contests to spend time with her? Then I realized that "her" refers to the winner of the contest. I guess they are assuming that only girls will enter a contest to win or buy stuff from Miley's closet. Hello? Have you seen the 57 year old guy who is stalking Miley? How about all the guys who stare at her underwear pictures for hours? You don't think they want a chance to hang out with Miley on the road? But seriously, are there no teenage guys who just want the chance to hang out with Miley regardless of whether they want anything from her closet?
I don't think it was intentional. I think the person writing it was imagining the winner and assumed it would be a girl and so that is how they wrote it. It could also be that the person is tired of seeing "his" being used to represent women for the last some odd hundred years. Which Jonas brother dressed up like Beyonce? She might like to win. I mean he.
Needed one more article, eh Enty? This isn't bad at all. And to be honest, Disney probably doesn't want her hanging out with a bunch of guys.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like Mary Murphy's (SYTYCD)love child in this photo.
ReplyDeleteHehe, I'd go at about 3/4 tranny but not shave for a week, leg hair poking through the pantyhose...
ReplyDeleteOk, I wouldn't but the winner showing up like that would be awesome, that or I started cocktail hour a bit too early.
aww, it's for charity. i mean, yeah, her dad's a douche and her stalker is creepy, but she's harmless. i hope they raise a ton of $ and that some little tweener lands a fun day on the road.
ReplyDeleteHaven't read the post but I'll risk being flamed to mention that's a cute look on her here.
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm wearing that same dress today, except mine is black/white/gray and I made mine!
ReplyDeleteLOL Enty! My first thought was they don't think a tranny would want a shot at her closet?
ReplyDeleteThe winner gets to be a roadie. Oh the joys and raptures of having to fetch her a water and hold her purse and jacket while she ignores your ass to kiss up to TMZ. Sign us up.(roll eyes)
Aw, leave that nice Joe Jonas alone.
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