Make Kourtney Kardashian An Offer - She Will Get Naked
Kourtney Kardashian is going to ride this pregnancy for every last ounce of publicity. In a recent interview she was asked whether she would be posing for photos naked while she was pregnant. Her reply? "I think so." Her first choice is Rolling Stone which of course seems like an obvious choice because of her long and storied music career. Oh, wait. OK, not music then, but how about her long and storied entertainment career as a top television or movie star? Oh, wait not that either. Hmmm. What to do? Well apparently even if Rolling Stone doesn't come knocking, she is still willing to take it all off.
I'm sure she would just be doing it for the artistic value. Right? That is the way she would probably explain it to her baby. I think she should just wait until after the baby is born. I mean Demi and Britney have already done the whole get naked while pregnant thing but I don't ever recall a mom and her baby posing naked together before for a magazine. Now that would probably bring in the big dollars from top quality publications like Penny Saver.
Okay, it's genetic.
ReplyDeleteThat's the only explanation I can come up with for the whole Kardashian phenomenon.
They're genetically geared to be attention whores.
i barely can get my gossip erection up for Kim, now this one wants a piece of the action too? please,no one cares. except Ryan Seacrest, because he prob going to produce whatever shit thing she does next.
ReplyDeleteLMAO at jax..."gossip erection". Classic. Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteteehee, jax! *best line of the day*
ReplyDeletewhomever she ends up taking it off for, you know momma k will be the one brokering the deal, justifying a thousand times over how it'll be good for her "career".
*headdesk*
THIS WHOLE FAMILY NEEDS TO GO AWAY...ATTENTION WHORES..TRY JUST PLAIN WHORES.....
ReplyDeleteBetween that Penny Saver line and jax's post, I feel like I should have worn a Depends today.
ReplyDeleteI love what Michael K. had to say about her yesterday, and as much as I hate to love the Kardashian clan, I have to agree -- too much famewhoring too soon!
ReplyDeleteCan't take it! Why is this pregnancy making headlines?
"I think so"?? In other words, "yes, how much are you offering?" Yuck.
ReplyDeleteDoes she matter to anyone besides her family and friends? I guess what I'm asking is does anyone consider her a true celebrity? What is she famous for???? I know there's some trashy show about her and her family's ridiculous antics that I've never have or will watch. But that's all, right? Because that in itself is not much.
ReplyDeleteFame whore. Go away.
ReplyDeleteI forgot to ask, does this mean she'll now do weddings, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs and grocery store openings?
ReplyDeleteWow, why people care about this girl?
ReplyDelete@merlin: that is VERY funny!
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