I am curious at what point you would say no to dating the fine specimen in the photo above.
#1 - He is 24.
#2 - He has no job.
#3 - He gets $65 a week in welfare.
#4 - He lives at home.
#5 - He had a child at 17 with a woman he later abandoned. He doesn't see the child.
#6 - He had a child at 18 with a different woman he later abandoned. He doesn't see the child.
#7 - He had a child at 19 with a different woman he later abandoned. He doesn't see the child.
#8 - He had a child at 20 with a different woman he later abandoned. He doesn't see the child.
#9 - He had a child at 21 with a different woman he later abandoned. He doesn't see the child.
#10-He had a child at 22 with a different woman he later abandoned. He doesn't see the child.
#11-He had a child at 23 with a different woman he later abandoned. He doesn't see the child.
The woman above is his new girlfriend and they are trying to have a baby right now. She thinks he has changed. When the Daily Mail asked her what kind of father her boyfriend is, she said, 'Some people say he's a bad dad - and, as he doesn't see his children, for all I know he might be,' she said yesterday. 'But I think he'd be brilliant with our child.'
She has stopped using condoms in an effort to get pregnant. The loser's children are currently costing the UK about $100K a year.
I didn't even reach #1 before determining I wouldn't date the fine specimen in the photo. I'm pretty sure I speak for the majority of the CDAN readership.
ReplyDeleteDiatribes read my mind.
ReplyDeleteThis dude is the poster child for Bad Guys women go after. Some women cant help themselves, if he looks like he might cheat on you, borrow money and not give it back, steal your car, knock you up and maybe even slap you around... there is going to be a dozen women from good families with a decent education who are going to say "that's the guy for me" (this is why Jon Gosslin keeps getting laid folks)
ReplyDeleteWhat a f**king moron that woman is.
ReplyDeleteUm.
ReplyDeleteThis reeks of wrong. Some men can be extremely charming ... and, in kind some women can be extremely desperate.
seriously? there's women who think those genes are worth passing down?
ReplyDelete*headdesk*
One word: STERILIZATION! When you PROVE that you can't take care of your children and yet have a propensity for knocking up your girlfriends and NOT practicing safe sex I honestly think the government should step in! WHY should the country have to pay for this fools children? I believe Enty had something like this before with a women in England also and I say the same thing. In fact wasn't she pissed because the government kept taking her kids away because she was a bad parent and the pig kept on having them and having them taken away? C'MON!
ReplyDeleteI would have to be desperate to be dating someone like him.
ReplyDeleteEven if this dude's cock was thick and long and came in 24k gold, I still couldn't see wanting to hop on it.
ReplyDeleteThey should have forced a vasectomy after the first couple of kids.
ReplyDeleteI lived in the UK but I'm not sure about child support laws there, here in Florida he would be put in prison if he didn't pay his child support.
Well, if I were of that persuasion, I'd say 'no'. As for the current love of his life (and a few before her), I'd have to say 'no' to them as well.
ReplyDeleteOi, that's my dream fella you're talking about there. I've been dreaming about a real man like him all my life.
ReplyDeleteOh hell yeah. Guys like that bring out my inner sadist. Good to have an outlet, so I don't spontaneously combust.
ReplyDeleteWell said diatribes and dish!
ReplyDeletePicture: NO
ReplyDelete#1 - Good age.
#2 - Is he looking for one? Hard to judge in this economy.
#3 - NO.
#4 - Should be trying to move out by now.
#5 - NO.
#6 - NO.
#7 - NO.
#8 - NO.
#9 - NO.
#10- NO.
#11- NO.
Seriously, this guy?? Why would anyone touch him? At least 8 women have had sex with him. WHY?! Especially with his credentials. $65/ week for welfare? Swoon.
This guy makes Jon Gosselin look like father of the year.
Hey, I DID date him - I'm #8!
ReplyDeletelucky he doesn't have more children. some of these losers have 2 or three a year.
ReplyDeleteJust three words Neuter The Bastard
ReplyDeleteSylvia - what kind of desperate would inspire you to date him? Desperate for what?
ReplyDeleteWell said Karman. I would have to ignore the picture, but would try to because anyone can look bad in a picture, so I would give him a 2nd chance on that. But, I don't think I would be so lenient on #4. However, since #3 is totally a deal breaker, I would have never made it to #4.
Kim, not my kind of guy at all.
ReplyDeleteI would probably have to be a loser as him in order to date him thats how I see it as being desperate.
Oooooooh yum!
ReplyDeleteDoes he have a brother?
Someone should throw this fuck up into a shark tank.
ReplyDeleteFor fuck's sake.
ReplyDeleteOn the plus side, wasn't the guy the original Dwight (Gareth) in the British version of The Office?
ReplyDeleteMooshki...you always make me laugh!!!
ReplyDeletethe fuck?
ReplyDeleteI've seen this movie before. "Idiocracy". And I stopped at "at".
ReplyDeleteThe Members Only jacket is quite a turn-on. I can see why the girlfriend ran out and got his name tattooed on her left forearm.
ReplyDeleteUm, well, as least she knows he's fertile...?
ReplyDeleteWhat a desperate cow this woman is! Good grief why would anyone want this loser's sperm donation?
ReplyDeleteThere are just some people who deserve to be sterilized and this guy is one of them...oh and her too since she is soo incredibly stupid to hook up with him.
The thing bugging me the most is what kind of photographers comes up with a pose like that????
ReplyDeleteBut who could resist a devilish little grin like that? :>
ReplyDeleteMaybe, when you start getting calls from journalists who've simply got to hear the story of a person willing to bear the children of a person like this, you should think twice.
ReplyDeleteOr just THINK. Of course, if she knew how to use reason...
No. ICK NAST should be branded on his forhead. If he came with free money and the promise you'd get to date Hugh Jackman afterward I'd still have to say no. I might have to think about it because I LOVE me some Hugh but NO.
ReplyDeleteAnd look I found her picture under the word delusional in the dictionary.
he looks like he rides the short bus.
ReplyDeleteLol Ardleigh, I think that describes it perfectly! Lutefisk, I'd have to be riding that short bus myself to want that anywhere near me.
ReplyDeleteAvoiding guys like him are the reason vibrators were invented!
ReplyDeletehahahaha Angela, yeah I do believe that counts for something. And if I remember it right, he is also in the territorial army. Yey!
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, Congrats Mooshki on your stud-landing-skills. I was unaware of your prowess.
ReplyDeleteSecond, I can't believe this guy has had sex with more than one person. EIGHT! Seriously, that blows my mind. He looks like the type that farts in the bathtub and drowns laughing.
Wow, apologies for the last post, that is quite unclear.
ReplyDeletestud landing skills ( no hyphens)
drowns laughing makes little to no grammatical sense.
crazy! he's a stupid jerk/asshole and she's a stupid lover
ReplyDeleteWay late here...
ReplyDeleteBut hell no! Not only would I not date him I would want to call the fucking cops if I saw his ugly mug on the street. Looks like a creep.
This is the second British always-knocked up story we've heard in a short while. He needs to go bang that woman whose babies keep being taken by social services.
Ignorance, stupidity, and idiocy collide! Children suffer! How much weight is this woman trying gain, she's morbidly obese, not that this guy would ever get the pick of the litter, but honestly 400lbs is that her goal in life?
ReplyDeleteWhy are none of the baby mama's working to care for the children? Is this woman employed and able to support a child by herself or is there a class of people who can live on $65 a week in England?