Kerry Katona's Husband Pulls A Sean Penn
What is about guys and strippers while on vacation with their families? First you had Sean Penn getting caught in bed by Robin with the Russian hookers. Now you have the how did I get famous Kerry Katona who was on a make or break vacation with her husband. They have broken up and got back together several times over the past few weeks and so they decided to try and make things work by taking a romantic vacation.
Was it romantic? Well I guess it was for the former taxi driver and now unemployed Mark Croft who left Kerry back in the hotel room while he went to a strip club, fondled every girl in sight, trashed his wife and begged two women to have a threesome with him.
Mark said it was all a setup. Of course it was a setup you ass. They knew who you were and made sure to get some photos of you to sell to the tabloids. But you know what? It was only a setup because you let it be a setup. No one made you go to the strip club or grope a stripper.
Chavtastic idiots the both of 'em.
ReplyDeletenow if they were on make or break, he leaves her in the room and he goes to the strip club that says it all.
ReplyDeletethat must have been a romantic atmosphere in the room he left.
is this the tart in question? classy.
ReplyDeleteRefresh me again, who in the hell is Kerry Katona?
ReplyDeleteNobody. Absolutely nobody.
ReplyDeleteIdiots.
ReplyDeleteCalifblondy - Kerry Katona
ReplyDeleteEnt - your tag says Kelly Katona, not Kerry.
Kelly, Kerry, I guess I'll have to Google her.
ReplyDeleteKerry Katona = a British version of the 2007-era Britney Spears, who is more public about her drug use than Spears. She was a tweenpop star w/ Atomic Kitten when she was younger and then she became a drunken, drugged out, "CALL CPS Mom" of a trainwreck in her latter years.
ReplyDeleteI guess nothing shows love and respect like running off to slobber over & grope strippers and whores.
ReplyDeleteWhy women put up with this sort of f*ckery is beyond me. Had Robin been sweating up sheets with a studly poolboy I doubt Sean would have ever taken her back.
"Of course it was a setup you ass."
ReplyDeleteteehee! so help me god i love you, enty.
You should look up a few of Frankie Boyle's jokes about Kerry Katona on Youtube. I think you'd really like them Ent!
ReplyDeleteI have myself recently become aware of this couple. Trainwreck from beginning to end by the sounds of it. Apparently he was trashing her for being too fat to have sex with last week. All class.
ReplyDeletethat woman has a bad case of barnacles.
ReplyDeleteMax Clifford said that he doesn't think Kerry Katona's going to make it out of this. Max Clifford, the most magical celebrity spin doctor in all of Britain, the same guy who managed to make a saint out of Jack Tweed before he f***ed everything up again. Max Clifford, whom other C-level celebs hire to jump start or rehabilitate their sagging careers, says that he has no hope for Kerry. When someone like Max is saying that, you know it's time to start writing an epitaph for this poor, misguided girl. And if it does happen, may she drag her useless, deadbeat, slimy ex-cabbie hubby with her as his screams for mercy go unanswered.
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