Also when someone has 8 kids and they have had them for awhile you just don't expect them to only be 34. You tend to forget they had 6 of them at once and were not having them year after year after year.
I was hoping to go a week without Jon & Kate but TLC has them doing press from dawn to dusk. Oh you thought it was just because they wanted to get their side of the story out? No, no, no. It is nothing like that. Don't you remember when they announced their split and the show took a one month break? They said they wanted some alone time and to respect their privacy and they wouldn't be talking to the media. Of course they wouldn't because their show wasn't on for a month. Last week it started and so now comes the press. Kate was on the Today show, and Jon is doing all of the syndicated shows and E! and Spice.
Remember how Kate was wearing her wedding ring but a few weeks ago gave it up? This morning she was wearing it again and saying it was her "Mommy married to Daddy ring." Whatever. I think TLC told them that rating s need to improve if they want another season on the gravy train so I fully expect Jon to volunteer to do more interviews, offer up Hailey for Hustler and offer himself up to be a guest star in a porn film.
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wow, kate really milked it. i even bought the tears.
ReplyDeleteHow awesome would it be if Jon & Mike Lohan did a porno together? And by 'awesome,' of course I mean 'permanently brain-scarring.'
ReplyDeleteI think Jon, Mike Lohan, Papa Joe Simpson, and Joe Jackson should host a parenting show.
ReplyDeleteTake off the damn ring! She's giving the kids false hope. They all need to move on.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't give a shit about this woman or her hsuband. Next topic.
ReplyDeleteI saw a senior year pic that was taken in 1993, which made my jaw drop. She's only a year older than me. Don't know how I feel about that. I'm in a much better marriage, no kids, and I don't think I look near her age despite the health problems I've suffered. I thought she was probably in her 40's.
ReplyDeleteDaddy doesn't live with us anymore, but that doesn't make us feel bad because mommy's still wearing her (probably upgraded since she hit the baby lotto) ring. Dumb bitch.
ReplyDeleteHaaaaa, Cheryl!
ReplyDeleteAnd it could be ghost-written by mama Spears.
Which BTW, did that sham of a "parenting" book ever make it onto shelves?
I just want the money for that tummy tuck or whatever she got.
ReplyDeleteI'll go bald before I get that hairdo, though...
Micheal K has a drinking game to count the number of times she says "Um" and someone counted 77 times! Kate is such an idiotic hypocrite. If Jon did the "Ums" she'd be all over him. I hate Jon too btw.
ReplyDeleteShe hearts tanning beds and she has eight children. It shocks me that she's not a 46 year-old lady who looks fifty-five, to be quite honest. People with children look older, generally. Sorry, but they do. Women AND men.
ReplyDeleteUm, yeah, I don't care about these people. Can we just get to the next rotation of Reality Douchebag Media Inflictment, please? I can't wait to meet all the ~Normal People~ with ~Normal Problems~ who are merely ~Whores~ with a ~Monetary Agenda.~
This bitch can suck it, but her husband can suck it even more. At least she spends time with her children. He's too busy with his post quarter-life/pre mid-life crisis to give a flying fuck about those pesky things. I loathe him. He's like everything I ever despised about every fratboy I ever met distilled into one bland, portly person.
Thank God this woman doesn't live near me. I'd probably start cursing her out in public. (Not in front of her kids of course.) She's a pimp, plain and simple.
ReplyDeleteThey have to do something: ratings for their show plummeted over 60%. Good. Maybe it'll disappear.
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