Jason Biggs Gets Attacked By Ape While Celebrating American Pie
The headline sounds ridiculous and if I hadn't seen the story in The Telegraph I probably wouldn't have believed it. First of all the background of the story blows my mind. Jason Biggs and Eddie Kaye Thomas took a trip to Europe. Why? To celebrate the tenth anniversary of American Pie. Seriously? That is a reason to take a trip to Europe. So for the tenth anniversary of American Pie Two it's a trip to the Cayman Islands and for AP3 it's McDonald's with the cast?
What Jason should be doing is not blowing his money on a European vacation, but instead trying to find a job before all his post AP money runs dry.
Anyway, Jason and Eddie were on Gibraltar looking at the monkeys when Jason got attacked by one. Smart monkey. It knows bad acting when it sees it. Jason's friends drove the monkey away, but not before the monkey showed Jason the proper way to have sex with a pie.
Although not injured at all, Jason decided to cut short his trip to Europe and went back home to the US. Seriously? He didn't even get injured or bitten or scratched and he goes home? What kind of wuss move is that? Everyone knows you do not go home early from a vacation. Spend it in the hospital if needed, but no one leaves a vacation early.
