"I Want To Be A Stripper For Daddy"
The headline above is the perfect name for the new VH-1 reality show starring Hulk Hogan and Billy Ray Cyrus. It has to be VH-1 right? If they can give a murderer his own show they can certainly let Hulk & Billy Ray host a show about girls who want to strip for their dads, and the fathers who love it.
I really thought Hulk and Brooke were an aberration. You know some kind of Vegas Vacation one off, doesn't happen in real life kind of thing. When Billy Ray said yesterday that he thought Miley using a stripper pole at the Teen Choice Awards while standing on her ice cream was just fine and that he enjoyed it, I started thinking that maybe this is widespread. Hence, the contest. I think if these two wonderful fathers enjoy it there must be thousands of fathers all across the country who would want to enter their daughters into some kind of stripper pole contest. I have not quite got the logistics worked out, but I think Pimpa Joe should be the host.
Am I wrong in thinking that a father shouldn't want to see his daughter gyrating on a stripper pole? It isn't even so much the fact she did it, but the fact that Hulk and Billy Ray seem to get into it so much that I find truly disturbing.