I Think The Nickname Possibilities Are More Exciting Than The Relationship
Apparently it is true that Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger are a couple. They have been spotted in Spain grabbing each other's asses and then eating food so you know it must be serious. One of the great things about this is that we can all stop with the Bradley Cooper/Jennifer Aniston stories now and concentrate on what it is that Renee has that men seem to like. I must not posses that gene because I would find it very disturbing to date her and do not find her sexy at all. In fact I find the whole idea of this couple kind of boring. Who really cares? Most women I know hate Bradley Cooper because they think he is the character he played in He's Just Not That Into You and also don't understand why he and Jennifer Esposito got divorced so suddenly. Bradley wants to stay famous and maybe Renee was his ticket to pap photos.
Anyway, one thing this couple has got going for them is the possibility of great nicknames. One photo agency came up with the name Cooger which I think is awful. I know we can do much better and I think because I am a guy and a kid at heart, Booger has to be first. Sure it combines more than a first and last name, but it is still fun to say. I also like Coozell. Bra-Ze is another option as is CoReZ. That last one is for all the texters out there who alternate between upper and lower case and drive me mad. Renee's middle name is Kathleen so you could do BradKat. The possibilities are endless unlike the relationship which I give about three months.
i vote for Coowegger.
ReplyDeleteomg, look at her mondo-fab louboutins!
Weird - from the back I thought they were Speidi.
ReplyDeleteI call farce on this rel'ship - some sort of bearding or publicity whoring going on here...
SO JEN A. GOT OFF LUCKY ON THIS ONE...AND RENEE ( WHO I REALLY LIKE ) HAS JUST GONE 3 FOR 3.....DOES HER GAYDAR NEED NEW BATTERIES....? YES I REALLY, REALLY THINK SO....
ReplyDeleteDITTO ON THE SHOES...
He has not been looking too good lately--maybe it's just me, but he has been looking rather seedy.
ReplyDeleteI think they look adorable together. But I have to say she looks really thin in that behind shot. Frighteningly so. I'm looking forward to the next Bridget Jones move if only to see her at a healthy weight.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I covet those shoes as well. They'd make my feet swell and hurt like a SOB, and I'd limp for a week, but damn my feet would look fabulous! Dare to dream....
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ReplyDeleteI really don't like Bradley at all and still don't see the appeal.
ReplyDeleteHow about KatCoo? LOL
I like him in spite of the fact that he has played a lot of sleazy guys. However, could he wash his hair please? And, why does Lainey call her snap face?
ReplyDeleteLove those shoes.
Lainey calls her snap face because the skin on her face is always so tight, brittle and paper thin, that it looks as though it might snap. Seriously, she needs to lay off whatever she's been doing to her skin, because it's starting to make her look older than she is. She's turning into Nicole Kidman.
ReplyDeleteZellbra or Zellper
ReplyDeleteI think Lainey calling her snapface has something to do with the shiney and pulled-taught look Renee had while promoting that football movie. Could be wrong though... anyone?
and LOVE the shoes!!
ReplyDeleteOh, I just assumed snap face had to do with that sucking-on-sour-lemons look Renee always has on her face, as though someone has just snapped/insulted her and she has no sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I have always loved watching Renee on screen.
ReplyDeleteI wish she weren't so skinny tho. And I also wish she would secretly tell me what really happened with Kenny Chesney. I won't tell.*
*Yes I will, sorry.
I vote for Brager.
ReplyDeleteBra-wagger
ReplyDeleteHe was hot back when Alias started. I thought the rumor was he was Victor Garber's lover behind the scenes? There was also the rumor he beat Esposito and that's why they divorced after 4 months.
After mentioning in an interview that rats ate through 50 pounds of protein powder at her farmhouse, I knew then why she was thin. Who else buys 50 pounds of protein powder?
ReplyDeleteAnd this photo is the most revealing of all -- she must be in love because she actually has food in her hands and in her face and food in front of her.
Ahhhh, love... ain't it grand???
WHO are we talking about? I can't see anything but those shoes.
ReplyDeleteZooper!
ReplyDeleteIs Renee eating food?
ReplyDeleteOkay, the first name that popped into my head was Cooger and that was before I finished reading EL's post. So, to add something to it, how about Reley Cooger. (Read as Really Cougar)
ReplyDeleteThey look like they have about as much chemistry as Jake & Reece.
ReplyDeleteYikes! WTF is with the dark roots? Does the female have of Bradnee [Brad neh] not have enough money for touch ups??
ReplyDeleteLove the S&M pumps .. could care less about these two.
I wonder what the rats look like, Grace. Thin and boringly dressed.
ReplyDeleteI kind of like Zellbra.
Zellwooper.
ReplyDeleteZelwoop? Or Zelwegoop?
ReplyDeleteI like SquintyCooper myself...
ReplyDeleteZadley?
ReplyDeleteDo you really think they'll last long enough to garner a nickname?
ReplyDeleteThey look SO uncomfortable with their hands on each others butts. How do they co-ordinate walking?
UGH! He can do so much better than her. I like Coozell.
ReplyDeleteMmmm, I'd pay serious $$ to see a vid of Bradley & Victor Garber. SpyDaddy is HOT!
WTF is up with the mixing caps & lower case? I guess I really lam getting old, 'cause I just don't get it.
I, too, find Renee very unattractive, especiallly for an actress. However, my husband says she puts off a seriously batcrap crazy vibe, and sex with crazy chicks is phenomenal. So I think that's her appeal to all the hot guys she gets. Maybe even the closeted ones think they can make it work with her.
ReplyDeleteZellwooper.
ReplyDeleteLOL, Nina! Zooper's funny.
ReplyDeleteCoop de Zell.