Friday, August 28, 2009

Heather Mills Recycles Junked Clothes Into Ugly Clothes

Heather Mills has taken that comedic Julia Stiles video from earlier in the week and turned it into reality. In the video, Julia cut up a bunch of old clothes and turned them into new items. Ugly, but new. Well, Heather Mills has actually done it for real and not as a joke. Yesterday she debuted her new eco-friendly line. All of the clothes had been clothes before but were recycled and turned into something new, but again ugly. At least in my opinion. Oh, and she has promised at least two lines of this monstrosity a year.








27 comments:

  1. Lol - they're horrible. Wonder what she's selling them for.

    I know a lot of people hate Heather, but I think she really got skewered by the media during the divorce. "Don't talk shit about our saintly Paul!"

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  2. Anonymous11:24 AM

    I know this sounds awful, but...I give her props for her efforts lately. At least she's trying to be more than the scandalous one legged hooker she is. Can't say that about most gold diggers.

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  3. Wow. Would love to see the judges on Project Runway comment on these "fashions"!

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  4. SHE GOT A TASTE OF FAME AND IS HOOKED....
    IDIOT, ENJOY THE MONEY....

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  5. Does the first picture of the woman in the white wedding getup have a big red stain on it? UGH! It looks like a wine stain or I don't even want to guess spot.


    Also the "scandalous one legged hooker" comment was hilarious!

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  7. LOL @ "scandalous one legged hooker"!

    Little Edie from Grey Gardens did this decades ago because they couldn't afford new clothes.

    With similarly hideous results!

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  8. Meanwhile, Stella laughs and laughs.

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  9. I just noticed she has strapped her fake leg into a high heel. Props to the rich hooker.

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  10. The clothes are OK, I guess, but I mostly like the fact that all the models are quite normal-looking. I can dig that.

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  11. You all are soooo bad, lol!

    My own family used to recycle clothes, but instead of "eco-friendly" our name for them was "hand-me-downs" or "patched up shirts."

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  12. LOL whole_lotto_luv, who knew we were so ahead of the times, being "eco-friendly" in the 80's, wow! ;)

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  13. Can we poison these clothes so that anyone who buys and wears them is removed from the gene pool? ;)

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  14. Yes, I have recycled, remade clothes, and composted for years and my ex, the Alien, called me cheap. Now it's trendy. Go figure.

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  15. her lack of talent, taste, and originality continues...

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  16. Anonymous12:14 PM

    at least the male model is purdy

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  17. Strange...the comment I made earlier is gone. All I said was that I notice Heather Mills isn't wearing any of these glorified clown suits.

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  18. Anonymous1:12 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    I hate to say it but I kind of dig the shoes she's wearing.

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  19. Umm, yes ok, I officially hate her now.

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  20. It is very funny considering the Stiles clip from the other day.

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  21. Well that would be a big miss in quality, style and taste.

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  22. Is she clinicaly insane? I... have.... never...

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  23. Please, I did that shit for years growing up. It was called "halloween costumes," with teh occasional crazy get-up I'd wear to clubs.

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  24. Anonymous6:16 PM

    Also, bare feet on the runway is gross.

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  25. Better than much of the crap that the astonishingly untalented Stella calls fashion.

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  26. UGH. I hate her and everything she stands for. Her clothes are horrible. Stop this fuckery instantly!

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