Which A-list celeb is terrified that his drunken one night stand with a transvestite is about to come to light? He is already bracing close friends and family for the bad news...
Curse you, James, for even suggesting Daniel Craig in a scandal. But speaking of Daniel Craig, there has to be some recent pictures out there for random photos, right?
Well, if the person is terrified, then it's someone who has cultivated a significantly 'straight' image. It also seems like it was a one-off, not a persistent attraction to transvestites/she-males, etc.
I would be very amused if it was, say, Russell Brand :)
fact: spoke to sergeant at the Burbank PO and he said that Bruce cried like a baby to keep it under wraps. It will remain that way in the press! The only ppl that know about this is his family, him, the burbank po, me and u hehehe
@flwrgurl - "The only ppl that know about this is his family, him, the burbank po".
How did the Burbank post office get involved? And if you meant to say Burbank PD, how did they get involved? The item didn't say hooker ... in fact, with it being called a one night stand, it is sort of implied that it wasn't a hooker. If you've safely made it through the night with a hooker you are usually home free as far as the police are concerned. They tend to catch you during the solicitation or during the act of a back seat quickie.
Oh I can't wait for this one...
ReplyDeleteSean Peen
ReplyDeleteIs Daniel Radcliffe A-List in Britain?
ReplyDeleteThe DM is a British paper, so perhaps the BI is about Daniel Radcliffe? Or has he already come out?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was Daniel Craig as he has a girlfriend that looks like a transvestite already. LOL
ReplyDeletePlease, please let it be Mel Gibson!
ReplyDeleteJude Law is probably still A-list in Britain, right?
ReplyDeleteCurse you, James, for even suggesting Daniel Craig in a scandal. But speaking of Daniel Craig, there has to be some recent pictures out there for random photos, right?
ReplyDeletei'm going with Jude Law for the win
ReplyDeleteIf it's the British press, and an "A"-list star caught with a transvestite, it has to be Radcliffe. Or is that too easy?
ReplyDeleteJason Statham
ReplyDeleteThis is way too vague. . .Gerard Butler maybe?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Daniel too busy w/ Deathly Hallows? I like the CLooney guess, didn't he have back problems hance the "bracing"?
ReplyDeleteEddie Murphy, of course.
ReplyDelete"But I was just giving her a ride!!!!"
Hugh Grant
ReplyDeletePlease dear Lord, do not let this be Statham.
ReplyDeleteBut as I've said before, I'd still drool over him.
I'd like to literally drool right ON him, if you know what I mean...
@ Starburst - "is Daniel Radcliff A-list in Britain?" Are you kidding me?????
ReplyDeleteWell, if the person is terrified, then it's someone who has cultivated a significantly 'straight' image. It also seems like it was a one-off, not a persistent attraction to transvestites/she-males, etc.
ReplyDeleteI would be very amused if it was, say, Russell Brand :)
Oh David D. That is brilliant...I doubt it but man, that would be priceless!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't Daniel Radcliffe be referred to as an actor, and not referred to as merely a "celebrity", though?
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Russell Brand.
Please let this not be Jason Statham!
ReplyDeleteMy guess is Ricky Gervais.
John Inman, hehe.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Daniel Radcliffe would be terrified since he has been partying with trannies for a while.
Exactly robert. I was just going to say that I don't think Daniel R. would care.
ReplyDeleteNo idea, but please please please let this come out!
ReplyDeleteRicky Gervais, haha, don't think so.
bruce willis
ReplyDeletefact: spoke to sergeant at the Burbank PO and he said that Bruce cried like a baby to keep it under wraps. It will remain that way in the press! The only ppl that know about this is his family, him, the burbank po, me and u hehehe
ReplyDeleteJamie foxx
ReplyDeleteI love the Willis guess.
ReplyDeletei love jude law guess!
ReplyDeletejamie foxx
ReplyDeleteBruce likes chicks with dicks? Love it.
ReplyDeleteMr. Gwyneth Paltrow.
ReplyDeleteWillis
ReplyDeleteHey IdiotWatcher:
ReplyDelete"If it's the British press, and an "A"-list star caught with a transvestite, it has to be Radcliffe. "
Why does it HAVE to be Radcliffe? Are you saying there are no other British A-listers out there? I don't understand your rationale.
Since it doesn't say actor...I'll say Mick Jagger.
ReplyDelete@flwrgurl - "The only ppl that know about this is his family, him, the burbank po".
ReplyDeleteHow did the Burbank post office get involved? And if you meant to say Burbank PD, how did they get involved? The item didn't say hooker ... in fact, with it being called a one night stand, it is sort of implied that it wasn't a hooker. If you've safely made it through the night with a hooker you are usually home free as far as the police are concerned. They tend to catch you during the solicitation or during the act of a back seat quickie.
Law is doing Hamlet in NYC. Clooney hasn't move from Italy.
ReplyDeleteI SO hope this is Russell Brand. Hilarious!!
Will Smith?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/comments2/mickey_rourke_hates_public_affection/
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke FTW
Would the younger Prince, the redhead, what's his name, Harry, kinda sounds like him
ReplyDeleteGood one, Altar boy - just saw the same article and flew over here to see if anyone had guessed Mr. Rourke yet.
ReplyDeleteThat is one tall shim.