Friday, August 28, 2009

Chris Brown Violates His Probation


When Chris Brown went to a nightclub the night he was sentenced for the beating of Rihanna everyone just commented on what an a-hole he was for going out partying. The thing is by going to Guys & Dolls that night he probably did us all a favor. Well, he did us a favor if you are a normal person and not a celebrity. By going to the club he violated the terms of his probation. Plain and simple. Whether the courts do anything about remains to be seen, but he did violate.

His probation terms say he must "abstain from the use of all alcoholic beverages and stay out of places where they are the chief item of sale". First of all he is only 20 so if he was drinking that would be a violation of his probation and a separate offense. But, the most important part is that Guys & Dolls is a club and alcohol is their number one seller for sure. You know that if Chris Brown is breaking his probation a few hours after it starts that he is going to continue breaking it everyday. The courts need to do something now and I think throwing him in jail for a month or two will teach him a lesson about not violating probation.

Oh, and if any of you who are reading this are 20 years old I would love for you to go to Guys & Dolls and attempt to get in tonight. I'm guessing they will say that you have to be 21 and there are no exceptions. Oh, except for guys who beat women. Guys & Dolls love guys who beat women. Between Chris Brown and Joe Francis they have a woman beaters club like no other. The one 20 year old they let in and he was convicted of beating a woman. Yay for Guys & Dolls. You must be so proud.


15 comments:

  1. I hope they do charge him with violating his parole and I hope the fine the hell out of that so called club!

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  2. LOL Ent - I hope the judge IS reading CDAN.

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  3. YAY!!!

    Burn in hell, you sick, small-dicked little f*cker...

    ...AFTER you get beaten and sodomized in the slammer.

    And good for you Enty--maybe that Judge is reading CDAN right now adn is already on teh case.

    This is one thing that bugs the nuts off me about celebrity--the arrogant entitlement out the wazoo of this little creep thinking he's bulletproof!

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  4. Why is he dressed like a 14 yr old girl?

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  5. Hey, if anyone knows the office address of the judge, I'd be DELIGHTED to print out all the stories from the gossip sites about this incident and send them to her!

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  6. I don't know why the drinking age is still 21 in the U.S. It just doesn't make sense. A judgment like that is tacitly acknowledging that they know people under 21 are drinking. We all know celebs under 21 are out drinking and are accepted. Such a joke.

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  7. Lisa, i think that was Enty's hope, as she does love her gossip!

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  8. Even if he doesn't get burned on this particular violation, you can bet it won't be his last. In fact, I HOPE they let it slide. Then he'll feel empowered to try something a little more bold. And then they'll get him and he'll be biting a pillow before long.

    I hate this smarmy little twerp.

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  9. The fact he did something iffy mere hours after court is like a guarantee of more excitement to come.

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  10. Oh look he's wearing the Miley Cyrus Walmart collection. That will go overwell on the cell block.
    I bet he gets voted Most Likely to Suck Seed. (Roll eyes)

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  11. The type of person who would beat his girlfriend to a pulp is not the type of person who would be threatened by a judge's order to stay out of clubs and bars. Especially if clubbing was part of the "scene" of his profession.

    He will violate his parole regularly, and that may be what the judge had in mind. One way or another I suspect this guy will do time.

    Also IMO it's only a matter of time before he and Rihanna are caught together.

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  12. And I hate that damn ugly-ass plaid ANYTIME other than Christmas.

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  13. Yey! I AM glad he went out. And now I just hope that judge has tmz (or, even better, cdan) bookmarked on her computer...

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  14. Look at the clothes he has on, lmao i would wear a burlap sack first.........

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