Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Celine Dion Is Having Michael Jackson's Baby


I know the headline is ridiculous, but when I heard today that Celine Dion was pregnant my first response was that I didn't even know her husband was still alive. I guess I was wrong. Apparently he is still alive and somehow the two of them have managed to get Celine pregnant. Her rep said it was through IVF so it isn't like she and Rene Angelil had sex for her to get pregnant. How old was she when he left his wife for her? I can't remember. I know he mortgaged his house for her when she was 12. I can't imagine knowing someone when I was an adult and they were 12 and then having sex with them. Shudder.

Anyway, read this statement from her rep and see if you find anything odd about it. "We can confirm she is pregnant. She just found out yesterday."

The Journal de Montreal reported that Dion underwent fertility treatment at a clinic in New York and is due to give birth next May.

Someone help me with the math, but when her rep said Celine just found out she was pregnant, apparently Celine must have got the call and then called the Journal de Montreal because she can't be more than like a couple of weeks pregnant. I can't believe she told the world so soon.

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