Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Brooke Hogan Suffers "Stress Attack"


I really want to be sympathetic here. I really do. I know several people who get panic attacks and obviously the site even has a sponsor who deals with panic attacks. That being said, I am wondering what kind of stress Brooke Hogan has which would cause her to pull out of a concert over the weekend and take her father too.

Fox is reporting that Brooke was scheduled to perform at a concert this weekend in New York. It was one of those radio station concerts where artists play for ten minutes or play their two hits whichever comes first. In Brooke's case since she has no hits it probably would have been one song and a cover followed by a quick spin around the pole and a lap dance for Daddy.

Apparently Hulk was the scheduled host for this entire event. At the last second, Brooke pulled out because of anxiety attacks and other medical ailments. "Brooke is incredibly sensitive," a source said. "She really cares about everyone around her and takes on a lot."

Uh huh. Would someone please tell me what is stressful about her life? I understand about stage fright and if she has that I would understand. But anything other than that I think she has an easier life than 99% of the world and the only thing she should be panicking about is whether the Hulk is going to rub some more lotion on the inside of her thighs. Shudder. That has to be the most disturbing photo ever posted on the site. Even more so than Verne's tongue.


21 comments:

  1. there just really isn't that much going on today is there? Wow. I do wonder he hasn't commented on Jon Gosslin supposedly getting a single divorced dad show...LOL

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  2. how much do you want to bet that the pullout was a direct result of her being the only performer that was going to do full playback, when everyone else was going to go live?

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  3. Who cares about this girl?

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  4. What does she have to panic about? I'd venture a guess she was afraid of the rotten vegetables that might have been thrown her way.

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  5. Anonymous12:28 PM

    As much ridicule as she gets online, I'm surprised she's "sensitive". You'd think she'd have stopped the TV crap a long time before turning down a concert.

    I'm sure we'll see pictures of her out partying tonight.

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  6. Anonymous12:39 PM

    I am sure their is a stupid excuse why she pulled out.

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  7. Great. Now I have a disturbing image of the picture of Hulk and Brooke mixed with the photo of Verne's tongue. Blegh!

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  8. Anonymous12:44 PM

    Right.

    When Brooke has to worry about paying rent, bills, utilities, and keeping her family fed and clothed, then she can have stress and panic attacks.

    I'm sick of celebutards like her who have everything handed to them on a silver fucking platter whining and complaining about how tough their lives are and how they are so stressed out. She's never had to work for anything in her life and needs to sit down and stfu.

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  9. I didn't know she had a song?

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  10. Cheryl:
    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/08/hulk-hogan-going-broke-only-bought-3000.html

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  11. she probably got threats after ripping apart beyonce LMAO. her stans can get a lil nutty...

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  12. Brooke - harsh makeup, sun-damaged skin, over-processed hair and stringy extentions are not attractive. stop copying mom.

    tone down the blonde, part off to the side, chop some inches, soften the makeup, stop singing, take a break from the sun, and go to college(far far away from dad).

    please.

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  13. Everyone thinks I have an easy life but if she does have panic disorder, I don't wish it on my worst enemy. Been through it and it sucks!

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  14. i guess making a singing crappy songs can take a toll...go figure

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  15. As much as I can't stand the Hogan family, panic attacks can hit anyone at anytime. They can actually feel like a heart attack when they hit. They are not easy to live with and can sometimes be controlled by medication and therapy.

    Having said that...I hope these panic attacks stop her from ever performing again.

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  16. I concur with "Kimi" & "Cheri." I'm not big fan of Brooke, but she really gets a hell of a lot more guff then it seems like she deserves. (Unless I missed something...) I mean, look at who raised her. Jeebus... Ehh, I say we all ignore her and maybe she'll go away. Heck, that might even help her with the stress...

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  17. Maybe she just realized that Daddy is dating her DoubleMint Twin. That and the lotion would put me right over the edge.

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  18. Get up on a stage without knowing how to do anything? I'd panic, too.
    Captiva, that would be a great plan for her. She's too stupid to see/follow it.

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  19. Anonymous7:24 PM

    You know what MissCupcakeMagee, she was quite the apologist when her brother was illegally street racing and almost took a young man's life. Then lied and said she and her family didn't do street racing, only to be seen on video later with her mom...street racing.


    The making excuses for her brother and blaming the victim is enough for me.

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  20. wait a minute...I can see how she'd be stessed out...

    Her dad is a perv who dates her FRIENDS. Her mom is dating a guy who could be her own boyfriend. Her brother maimed his friend. Her parents fight in the press. She's made fun of mercilessly on the web.

    I'm not saying she's a great person, but hey, if I had a family like that I'd be stressed too.

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  21. Look, I don't like Brooke at all, but panic attacks are not anything that you can control, nor do they have anything to do with outside factors (not usually at least). I have the easiest, most stress-free life, yet I still get them. I've gotten them my whole life, my mother has them, and so did my grandmother. I think it has a genetic component, personally, but I'm no doctor. So if (and I mean if) Brooke isn't just making excuses and this is true, then it really isn't her fault, and as someone who knows how it is, I do feel bad for her. If you haven't had one, then you don't know how horrible they can be...and I hope you never find out.

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