Monday, July 20, 2009
Today's Blind Items
This thinks he is funny D list movie actor who used to be B list has been in this space before. Somehow someone agreed to marry our actor and he is engaged. I'm guessing she is not really into him and is more into women. How so? Over the weekend, our actor was approaching various young women and begging them to have a threesome with the couple because otherwise she was very reluctant to have sex. He didn't find any takers. Oh, and this one will be revealed, but you shouldn't have any problems figuring it out.
Pauly Shore?
ReplyDeleteVince Vaughan
ReplyDeleteTom Arnold?
ReplyDeleteChris Kattan or Rob Schneider? Carrot Top?
ReplyDeletei thought Vince Vaughan got mad tail? i guess not...it sounds like him...pauly shore sounds good too though
ReplyDeleteJaime Kennedy?
ReplyDeleteI retract that. I don't think it's Jaime. It's probably a has-been comedy actor who is with a non-celebish female. I think that Jennifer Love Hewitt would have been mentioned somehow ....
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ReplyDeleteTom Arnold was on Letterman the other night. I forgot whether or not he said he was engaged. I wasn't really paying attention as he never says anything that is remotely amusing. Though I do like the Tom Arnold guess as much as I like Pauly Shore.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, VV is way above a D.
ReplyDeleteTom Arnold was on Howard also and he is definitely engaged. Said he is planning a late fall wedding.
ReplyDeletei change my mind tom arnold.
ReplyDeleteYou would think Tom would have learned by now...WTF is he thinking?
ReplyDeleteI'd be reluctant to have sex with Tom Arnold too, but I'm straight.
ReplyDeleteWait, if she's a lesbian, why choose him as a beard? Ugh.
No way is Vince Vaughn D-list.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Dane Cook, but I can't find any info that says he's engaged.
Jamie Kennedy for the win.
ReplyDeleteno, i know, but we can dream thats why Jenny with the big backyard hasn't married yet.
I thought of Tom Arnold immediately.
ReplyDeleteI thought of Tom Arnold, too.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Tom Arnold. Maybe it's just me, but I always think television when I think of him. That said, I got nothin'....
ReplyDeleteAndy Dick?? No .. No .. he would be running around looking for another guy for a three-way.
ReplyDeleteTom Arnold is pretty much of a scum bag and was at one time quite popular .. I guess I can get on board with that guess.
Tea Lady, I totally agree with you. In fact, nowadays I think of Tom Arnold as a sports program host on TV.
ReplyDeleteThis one is tough.. Are we to assume that the actor is lacking the looks department? Or is he a total womanizer and would never settle down?
Hey, Enty can't possibly mean Verne Troyer, can he? He was never B list, was he?!?! We know he's definitely been in the blinds before, and it sounds like it probably is someone Enty doesn't like.
ReplyDelete*crawling out from under rock* Who is Jamie Kennedy?
ReplyDeletedo you not have google under that rock Sunny?
ReplyDeletelol, i kid. you really don't want to know.
Was thinking Mike Myers - but with the Austin Powers films, wouldn't he have been considered to have previously been A list?
ReplyDelete"Jenny with the big backyard"! LOL!! Thx, Jax.
I thought not too highly of Tom Arnold till he involved himself in the movie Children of the Night.
ReplyDeleteHis personal life might be shit but his acting choices are getting more risky/less craptastic.
Not him.
Good point about TA being more TV than movie.
ReplyDeleteDamn.
I just read something about Tom Arnold being engaged as of March of this year. I think he's the one.
ReplyDeletecall me crazy, but do you really think Tom Arnold was ever B-List?
ReplyDeleteI don't
call me crazy, but do you really think Tom Arnold was ever B-List?
ReplyDeleteI don't
had the blind said "tv" instead of "movie" i would've totally gone with andy dick. but since it specified movie, i'm on the tom arnold train. i think the only woman who really DID want to sleep with tom arnold was roseanne. after they divorced, he pursued women who were too pretty and/or young for him, and they in turn used him for money back in the day when he had a lot of it. no surprise they tried to avoid having sex with him. his 2nd and 3rd wives i recall were much younger and very pretty. he'll never learn.
ReplyDeleteJim Carey?
ReplyDeleteHas he done anything big lately?
I second what Eva said. Are Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy engaged? I think I heard once she keeps him around because he's very good to her son.
ReplyDeleteVINCE VAUGHN GOT ENGAGED...BUT HIS MOVIES MAKE MONEY SO HE SHOULD BE HIGHER ON THE ABC'S SCALE..
ReplyDeletejim carrey works steadily still and jenny mccarthey has come a long way from singled out. not her or him. nothing is mentioned about her so she must not be famous.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Jenny McCarthy's ex-husband say she was completely into threesomes and women, etc. He was busy bashing her everywhere.
ReplyDeleteI thought Vince Vaughn was gay?
ReplyDeleteWas Bob Saget ever a B list movie actor? I guess Half Baked doesn't count.
ReplyDeleteTo me, Pauly Shore was never B. Guess it's Tom.
Mmm, I still think Rob Schneider.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me a whole lot of this blind item Enty wrote:
ReplyDelete"As the "everyday people" were all waiting patiently, up comes this former A list television actor and show host who considers himself a funny man, but comes across as a skeevy perv."
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/07/blind-items-revealed_26.html
While the descriptors are different (tv vs. movie) the language is exactly the same. Enty kindly outted the bookstore dude to be Bob Sagat.
I'm thinking it just may be Dane Cook. I think Enty's said before he doesn't think he's funny. I don't either.
ReplyDeleteJamie Kennedy for the win!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nypost.com/seven/07212009/gossip/pagesix/jennifer_love_hewitts_stage_marriage_180416.htm
I think Tom Arnold could have been B back in the day when he was in True Lies with Ahnold...
ReplyDeleteI have no idea personally but I think if it was Tom or Jamie or Rob, the blind would also mention their TV work. Jim Carrey is a very good choice but I wouldn't consider him D-list or the "thinks he's funny" type.
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