Today is the day that Paris Hilton is in federal court in Miami. She is supposed to testify this afternoon and I can't wait to read what she says. In case you were wondering, the courtroom today was only about half full and there were only three or four photographers waiting for her this morning at the courthouse when she arrived. So, basically no one cares about her. And to show you that she has absolutely no interest in anything but herself she touched up her makeup at least three times during the hearing. Not during a break mind you, but while the judge was speaking or other things were happening. I could only take a guess at how many times she would have primped if cameras were allowed in the courtroom. She is such a joke. I hope they catch her in a million lies this afternoon.
I care so little about her that I didn't even realize she had some court thing.
ReplyDeleteIs she up on charges for something or is this a lawsuit?
My efforts at ignoring her (save for the rare mention here) have paid off. I have no idea why she's going to court! Mission: accomplished.
ReplyDeleteTestify about what? What could she possibly say about anything?
ReplyDelete"Yeah, it was hot." ZZZZZZZ.
At least she admitted ages ago that she's not the brightest person in the world.
ENTY, your professional opinion please... Couldn't her make-up nonsense be cited for "contempt of court"???
ReplyDeletea few of the sofla law blogs are making fun of her...fun reading i tell you.
ReplyDeleteMan, that Judge should've slapped the beeyotch silly! You don't even breathe the wrong way in front of a Judge much less touch-up makeup while s/he is speaking.
ReplyDeleteHEY! I thought we had a Paris ban on this blog!
ReplyDeleteAnd I also have no idea why she's in court. But it really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.
Wow - Hayden, Gwyneth, and Paris. Throw in Lindsay and a couple Simpsons and you have reported on the biggest idiot celebrities all on one day.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend get thrown in jail for a few hours for saying "Okay" instead of "Yes, sir" to a judge. She deserves at least another week.
ReplyDeleteI remember when she had a deposition and she didn't know that London was in the U.K.! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait until the day when she sees there are NO PAPS remotely interested in her and her head POPS off!
She's in court for a breach of contract suit. The people from "Pledge This" are suing her for failing to promote the movie.
ReplyDeleteWell, for being talentless, boring and not particularly good-looking, PH sure had an excellent run. Now I wonder if she'll have the sense to flit away and live the rest of her life out of the spotlight or if she's going to spiral down like Tara Reid (although TR actually had a glimmer of talent at one point).
ReplyDeleteI want to know how she gets away with putting on make-up during a court case.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to have her the judge smack her with contempt. Just for disrespecting the court.
My first thoughts were contempt of court for the makeup, as well.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking last night about how nice it's been since E!Online banned Speidi. It must be killing them. I wish they'd do the same with Paris. It would kill her and I'd laaaugh.
ReplyDeletei think the bans don't count if there are arrests or deaths (i'm going to say court can count as an arrest).
ReplyDeletethe usual everyday crap is banned.
besides, as i've said a bajillion times before, we ban everybody, we have nobody to laugh out. and this twat is very fun to laugh at.
oh, i forgot. we're not supposed to laugh at the mentally challenged. my bad.
good thing hayden p. is smarter than paris.
@ Pookie - what are the blogs? I could use some more hilarity in my life.
ReplyDeleteRocketqueen - I had the same thought recently too. I got to say, it almost makes me want to watch E! just to support them in supporting their ban! I didn't think they'd go through with it.
ENT - why don't you just ignore the Valtrex Vagina at long last?
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