Back in 2002, Lorenzo Lamas divorced his fourth wife Shauna Sand. Shauna is known for being a Playboy model and Michael K's obsession. Well, Star Magazine is reporting that the reason Lorenzo and Shauna got divorced is because Shauna was having sex with Lorenzo's 18 year old son. I think it is interesting that they are for sure making him 18 when the pair started having sex. Definitely don't want to accuse her of having sex with him when he was just 17. That is the way to get in trouble. They probably waited until the day he turned 18 and then just had one big party.
According to the source, Lorenzo thought Shauna was just being a great mom. Well, sure if being a great mom means having sex with your step son than she is for sure mom of the year.
"Shauna came on to A.J.," a friend of Lorenzo's tells Star in the July 20 issue, on sale today. "It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing."
Don't you just love how Star tells you the issue is on sale today? I'm not going to buy it but you can bet I will stop by the grocery store, and find the longest line so I can read it in peace. I will then set it down and wonder again how it is that Star makes any money when everyone just reads the magazine at the checkout counter. If you go to the store a couple of times a week you can pretty much read every article in the magazine.
Lorenzo is currently shooting a reality show for E! and they say Lorenzo talks about the romance on the show. That will get people to watch. Much more juicy than any episode of Jon & Kate.
Wow an ex playboy playmate doing something grimy, wow, who would have thunk it?!?!
ReplyDeleteNow I would have loved it had she said the son was a better lay than the dad, lol
Shauna Sands is GROSS! Ick. Nast. Bleah. Barf. Ick. Nast.
ReplyDeletei know this doens't match up, but it certainly almost sounds like the Enty BI about 'surfer' we all thought was a Jenner.
ReplyDeletelol Thank God for the long grocery store line!!
ReplyDeleteShauna seems like the BEST Mother Ever!!!
Jax, that's the first thing that came to my mind.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she thinks she looks attractive. Is she pleased with the results of her surgeries?
ReplyDelete"Shauna is known for being a Playboy model and Michael K's obsession"
ReplyDeleteLol damn that MK!
That woman is a class act...
Jax - is this the surfer blind you mean? -
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2006/11/this-item-is-extremely-juicy-but-also.html
BI update 1:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/10/todays-blind-items-rules-to-live-by.html
BI update 2:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/07/november-blind-items.html
OK! and US are two good mags for reading in the Wal-Mart checkout line. You can read the whole magazine before putting your roasted chicken and toilet paper on the conveyor belt.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but why is it that when I FINALLY find the article that I'm looking for (table of contents anyone?), that's when the extra checkout clerk pops up and says, "I can take you over here..."?
ReplyDeleteThat checkout clerk never arrives when Star Magazine or US Magazine are running headline stories about how Stupid Celebrity #458 lost 20 pounds and is now going to have rainbow unicorns at her beck and call for life.
Well it is nice of Lorenzo to toss Shauna under the bus for the sake of getting someone to watch his "reality" TV show.
ReplyDeleteI mean it is not as if they have 3 small daughters together... and have to go to school with other children to mock them for the rest of their life.
Niiiicceee.... Lorenzo.... way to screw up their lives so you can be a douche bag on TV.
Our Lady of Lucite might have just fallen off her heels.
ReplyDeletei was walking in sand the other day, and it was really hard. how the frack does OLoL do it in 6in platforms?! i guess if you only weigh 86lbs of silicone, you don't really slip into the sand that much.
ReplyDeleteLet's take a step back here. Lorenzo was/is a womanizer. He has been married & divorced a bunch of times. Sleeps with his co stars no problemo i.e. Hunter Tylo from B&B.
ReplyDeleteKarma is a byotch. He left his 3rd wife becuase he was sleeping with Shuana an extra on that dopey syndicated show of his. Note. His 3rd ex was also his co-star of the show.
Then to add insult to injury. His 3rd ex-wife had to continue acting with Lorenzo AND he gave Princess Lucite a role on the show. He cut Kathleen Kinmont when it got serious with Shauna.
What does around comes around.
Lorezo looks as trashy as Queen Lucite.
ReplyDeleteHautie,
ReplyDeleteHe screwed his daughter's lives when he became their dad and Shauna their mother! Poor kids. I think they're well aware of how much of a SLAG thier mom is.
Wow - that is really trashy... though doing a Google search on A.J. Lamas (who maybe I should have known given his tabloid trash past) means she, at least, has decent taste (except for her gross asshole-seeming ex-husband)
ReplyDeleteYes, I know this is very wrong.
a. This is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteb. I sadly admit to occasionally buying the Star. Especially when I'm all PMSy. Wine and ice cream are also involved.
@ figgy... that sounds hellishly delicious!
ReplyDelete@ figgy... that sounds hellishly delicious!
ReplyDeleteWow. They sound like they (Lorenzo and Shauna) were perfect for each other.
ReplyDeleteFiggy, throw in a Real Housewives from wherever marathon and that's my idea of a perfect weekend. Booze, tabs, hags and pounds. Oh my!
ReplyDeleteShauna Sands seems grungy but at 18 and got to tap that I would think I had hit the jackpot.
ReplyDeleteShe just doesn't look the type!
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't look like the type that will do it for free.
ReplyDeleteI think it's funny that Lorenzo once said something like
ReplyDeleteHis childrens actions were a measure of his success as a dad.
Freaking hilarious.
So I was looking through those old BIs and found this by Ent in the "Gay actor afraid of being outed":
ReplyDeleteWhen I share secrets and confidences with the readers of this blog I do so in a format which makes sure that no one gets hurt or loses a job or forces someone to do something they did not want to do just to satisfy the egomanical lusting of a blogger looking for more readers..
This is why some BIs will remain BIs. Love ya, fat man!
I want to see him as much as I want to see Lisa Rhinna-
ReplyDeleteI always felt so bad for her girls, Shauna kept returning to a man who she claimed beat her, her children and there was something about her husband seeing or photographing one of the girls nude.
ReplyDeleteWhen she got back with that man I thought she was the worse person, and sending the wrong message to her girls, but if she slept with her step son, I now have to wonder why LL didn't fight for custody of the girls, so they have two dreadful parents and the kids have zero chance of growing up to be normal and happy. Very sad story. Some people should not be allowed to breed, Shauna is one of them. Shauna's face is as destroyed as her soul.
I confess!! Star offered me a subscription of 50 cents/week, & I accepted. It is the perfect beach/pool reading. Now I don't have to go to the slow lines at the supermarket any longer, so it is worth the price.
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