Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Random Photos Part One

Meryl Streep gets the top spot today. Very top spot worthy.
This premiere of her new movie with Meryl was the first time I had seen Amy Adams on a red carpet in a very long time. Still engaged and not married. I'm thinking it needs to happen quickly or it isn't going to happen.
Sunglasses at night is a great song. The look? Not so much.
It's just wax. An odd pose and place to put Bruce Springsteen, but just wax. I love the casino poster right behind him. I think this is actually at some gas station in New Jersey.
We have a winner in the big hair contest. Please no more entries. I think no one is going to be able to beat Camilla.
Lots of captions to choose from on this one.

1. Hey, at least they will know his face when they arrest him.
2. The New York police must be very proud.
3. Chris Brown graduates to cop beatings.
4. This time Chris Brown thought he would beat two women instead of one just to keep his skills sharp.
Carey Hart is finally back from Australia.
I think Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler need to get back together. She seemed fairly normal back then. Speaking of Mischa, she is out of the hospital and supposed to report for work on Friday in New York. I just think 12 hour shooting days are not really what she needs to be doing right now.
Ever wanted to see Chris Kattan's dad? Well now you have. Yes, his dad is Kip King.
Then Cloris Leachman joined them and it was game on.
This is during filming for their new movie, but if this is how it was when they were a couple, I know why they are just friends.
Dave Matthews was on Letterman last night. 24 hours later he is still playing his first song.
I feel like this picture of Eric Bana should be used on a poster for a cop movie or something.
Fabolus and behind him his buddy Marvolus. Oh, wait that might be Ne-Braska. My bad.
Nooooo. I love Giada, but there will be no thumbs up in pictures.
I am on some kind of Jane Lynch love fest lately. I am trying to watch everything she has done.
In case you didn't get enough of Kevin earlier, lets look at this picture. On the far left is another Federline. It is his brother Chris. In the middle is Victoria Prince who obviously takes care of herself and looks good. How long do you think Kevin would remain with her if she say, umm looked like Kevin?
Kim Kardashian playing the I am on the phone game, so please don't ask me why Reggie Bush dumped me. Oh, and it was definitely him. Despite all his cheating it was still he who did the breaking up.
At least it isn't real, because you really don't want names spelled incorrectly. I tell you this from personal experience and an anniversary present that went horribly wrong. "How could you not know how to spell my name after three years of marriage?" she asked. "Umm, i before e except after c."
Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick on the set of Gossip Girl.
Nothing like a scandalous divorce to get the paps following you. Before two months ago when did you ever see LeAnn Rimes in pap photos?
Pitch a perfect game like Mark Buehrle and get your picture taken on the streets of New York.
Matthew Settle looks, well, unsettled.
Paul Teutal seems to have his massive dog well under control.
And Tom Gold just is out of control and very Richard Simmons-ish.
Mary Lynn Rajskub looks very lovely.
Holy F**k. You have got to be f**king kidding me. Apparently there is at least one more Cyrus kid and another Jonas brother hanging around.
Funny, when I go to the grocery store I have yet to see someone dressed like Suzanne Shaw.
I keep thinking there must be something funny in this picture, but I can't get it.
If Verne keeps drinking beer though he can just be the joke all on his own.


33 comments:

  1. I loved Matthew Settle in Band of Brothers - Captain Ronald Speirs. I didn't know he was on Gossip Girl, I might have to watch that just to see him.

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  2. Anonymous1:22 PM

    I dont even want to count how many signs of the apocalypse were in the Random Photos today......

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  3. That's the bonus Jonas. When the old one gets married the little one can step in Menudo style.

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  4. i used to dislike camilla because of her going ons with prince charles while married to diana, but know i like her. she seems smart and fun.

    my sistas, my sistas @ the chris brown photo.

    wonder what made reg dump kim piss on me kumdashinme.

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  5. Thanks for the Ed Westwick pic, Enty :)

    I am beyond disgusted that two female police officers saw fit to pose with Chris Beat Her Down. I wonder if they would pose with other convicted criminals if they weren't famous?

    On the BlindGossip site there's speculation that Reggie Bush gave Kim K an STD. Anyone?

    Agreed that Jane Lynch is great. I've recently started watching Two and a Half Men and she's awesome on it.

    Anyone seen those pictures today of Christian Bale having lost all that weight? Yikes!

    I don't think we need to worry about Amy Adams. Let the girl be.

    Wearing sunglasses at night is one of my biggest pet peeves ever. Surprise surprise, Bai Ling is guilty of it.

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  6. Anonymous1:30 PM

    Quint - Reggie probably found a better piece of ass.

    Verne's knee looks like it bends backwards in the golfing photo. Ow.

    Love Meryl, Amy Adams, and Eric Bana.

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  7. seems like it's someone different doing the captions for the photos today......

    hmmm...

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  8. Let me just say ... Meryl looks fabulous.

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  9. Thanks for the shout out to my man Mark Buehrle! He knows how to bring it! GO SOX!!!!

    Although I would have never recognized him in whatever the heck he is wearing! But who cares...the man is PERFECT!!!

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  10. hummmm! ericccc baaaannnaaaaa!
    and LOL :mini Jonas brother and Cyrus

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  11. I always thought it be fun to throw back some tequila shots with Meryl.

    I think Paul Sr. is such a hottie. There's just something about him and it's not just his big, um, chopper.

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  12. lol @ the Dave Matthews comment. SO true!!

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  13. Now, I like Bruce Springsteen as a person. I felt I needed to get that out before I comment on his wax pic. Bruce, when singing, always sounds like he is straining (constipated). That statue is appropriate since it looks like he's on a toilet. :D

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  14. Meryl is amazing. No scandal, ever. Class act the whole way.

    Stop the presses! I think Bai Ling might be wearing a bra.

    That wax sculpture of Bruce is creepy. He looks dead.

    Is Chris Brown planning to use that cane on his shirt for his next beating?

    Jane Lynch: Best in Show! Best in Show! Christopher Guest sure knows how to bring out the best in his actors. Plus Best in Show has the added bonus of Jennifer Coolidge.

    Kevin Federline smokes too much pot and then indulges his munchies. Just my guess.

    I think the tattoo was meant to say, "Josh Groping"

    OMG on the little Cyrus and Jonas kids. Have we entered the seventh ring of hell?

    Vern, I'd never have taken you for PBR kind of guy. I thought Bud Lite would have been more your style.

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  15. My god, Christian Bale looks like he has some serious druggy issues! He's unrecognizable.

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  16. Whoa. Looking at Giada straight-on is kinda creepy.

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  17. That is not Mark Buehrle.

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  18. What were those sistas thinking, posing with Brown? They shoulda introduced him to their nightsticks.

    K-Fed's brother isn't a bad looking dude. Once again, Brit always seems to pick the worst possible option. Poor girl...

    I always hear Cisco Adler is a musician. Does he actually make a living at it?

    Does LeAnn Rimes still have any cred with the country crowd? I'm wondering if that scene still embraces her. Talk about picking em... that ex- of hers sports the most obvious gayface this side of Ashley Cole and Big Gay Al.

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  19. So many photos, so little time.

    Aren't Katy Perry and Josh Groban an item? Is that error in spelling supposed to be witty or something? I never liked this broad.

    Can't wait to see Julie and Julia. Meryl streep should offer courses in classiness in LA. And every agent should have their trashy clients sign up.

    Love DMB, but your caption was spot on.

    So do Cyrus and Jonas jrs. have Disney contracts yet?? Shudder...

    Love Giada. Her ensemble, not so much. I guess she's allowed a miss now again. She usually looks fab.

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  20. My husband had this to say about Eric Bana last night: He looks like the love child of Richard Gere and Corey Feldman.

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  21. OMG Cindy, I totally agree with you! Ever since I first heard Bruce Springsteen with the Born in the USA album, I've always thought he sounded like he was trying to make a bowel movement.
    I believe in his causes and appreciate his lyrics, but I just can't listen to too much of him at once.

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  22. Funny you should say that about Mischa and Cisco. I was thinking the same thing when I saw her pic on TMZ.

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  23. Did EL seriously just diss my Dave Matthews? Them's fighting words.

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  24. Maybe Verne should leave the Pabst for the bigger boys...

    Seeing him drunk and passed out on "The Surreal Life"—and being carried by Christopher Knight like a wasted baby or an addled turkey remains the single most disturbing thing I have ever seen on TV.

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  25. Gahd, please no more Cyruses and Jonases!

    Mary Lynn looks incredible! Really beautiful.

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  26. there is something in that pic of verne with all those men in dark shorts that is funny but the reason remains a little too out of reach. @ Cheryl- you are f--king hilarious! Menudo reference = awesomeness. And finally Enty thanks for all the gossip girl pics. I just started Netflixing the show and LOVE it. My fav is of course Ed (Chuck Bass). I have to admit one of the reasons i started watching it was to see little Jenny whom you have all mentioned, I was shocked by how NORMAL she looked in the first part of the season, by the middle to last part tho you could see her looking different somehow- i dunno what it was exactly but she looked less innocent in the eyes or something- whatev- it was creepy. You could practically tell when she started partying in real life by watching her on the show. So sad. Btw- I dont think Penn Badgley is gay like i thought when him and Blake Lively started dating- for the record.

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  27. Oh and I almost forgot- Enty you are so right, Kfed would never ever ever date that chick if she looked like him. He is just that much of an entitled to the best shumck that feels he is owed everything and does nothing for it. I am glad that at least his do nothing mentality is finally showing itself in some ways via through his body.

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  28. That guest badge vern has looks like a syringe in fammed into it. I don't care how old he is, that is like giving a 2 year old a beer. There is no body weight to absorb it!

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  29. Meryl was funny on conan the other night. Early in her career, wanted commercial work for the money, but she just couldn't sell chef boyardee.

    For Bai Ling, the sunglasses are fine. One of the best pics I've seen of her. She's weird, but attractive, and she doesn't piss me off.

    My Boss...awful awful awful, and he never sounds constipated, you all.

    Eff Chris Brown. Just EFF him. I hope he turned around and punched one of those cops after the pic, and I hope the woman is effing happy about posing with him now. And I know that's wrong, but every effing person who knows who chris brown is knows what he did. Those two cops might as well pose with the sex offender down the street from me, all smiles, EFF them.

    Cloris Leachman cleanses the palate. I love her.

    Justin Long does turtle kiss. gross.

    I don't understand the DM comment. I don't care, I love him.

    I'm really liking Eric Bana lately. I think I want to be the time traveller's wife. well, not wife, maybe the time traveller's weekend f&ck.

    Jane Lynch is the only reason to watch 2 1/2 Men, and the reason I watched that single ep of Glee. One episode. Coming this fall. those bass turds.

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  30. I believe in his causes and appreciate his lyrics, but I just can't listen to too much of (Bruce Springsteen) at once.

    I, on the other hand, have been known to travel the country to see him in concert. Not too many people my age do that sort of thing so I may not be the most objective commenter.

    There's a difference between power and straining. You can't sing for 2-1/2 to 3 hours a nite, which he still does, if you strain. And not all of his songs are hard that way. Some entire albums like Nebraska and The Ghost of Tom Joad are fairly quiet.

    Here's a bonus: go track down a song called Pilgrim In The Temple of Love. It's an X rated Christmas song, very un-Brucelike and you will laugh your ass off.

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  31. @ figgy - don't worry about Christian Bale, he's filming The Fighter - and he plays the drug-addicted brother so he's just looking the part.


    Meryl is fantastic. Watched The River Wild for the first time recently - amazingness!

    WHAT is Justin Long doing exactly?

    Eric Bana - that's all.

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  32. Cloris Leachman is such a minx.

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  33. I have a deep aversion to "please listen to my music because I have many important bits of social commentary I want to say very, very obviously" types, so Bruce, either real or wax (though that looks nothing like Bruce) can just eff off.

    Camilla appears lovely and from what I understand was who Charles really wanted to marry before he was told that he must marry Diana or else, though that marriage did result in two lovely boys (William and Harry of course), but you do get the impression Camilla was always more Charles's speed.

    Cloris Leachman is crazy and ridiculous but in superb ways and she is such a great comedic talent, so God bless her for being the way she is. And Meryl Streep could walk down the red carpet in a pair of denim overalls, a plaid cotton shirt, and some Wellington boots and she will still look far better and classier than almost every single female face in New Hollywood, so God bless her too.

    Not going to say anything negative about Suzanne Shaw. She did her time with love rat Darren Day already and she survived Gordon Ramsay's wrath (on that TV show) to the very end, so she'll always be in my good graces.

    Another Cyrus kid + another Jonas brother = mega sign of the apocalypse. You just know their parents are going to start pimping them out any day now.

    The two cops who posed with Chris Brown should be suspended. You simply do not do that with anyone who is convicted of the things that Chris Brown was convicted of. No way, no how, not even if they were male would I have given the thumbs up to that.

    Also, how can Giada make Bai Ling look normal? Huh? I mean, I know that Bai's whole schtick is "look at me, I need attention now", but at least Bai doesn't make any unnatural facial expressions that would make the expressor appear like a space alien, and what she's wearing in her photo is a lot more flattering to her than what Giada's wearing in hers. Wow, this is weird.

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