Monday, July 20, 2009

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH troubled starlet got her first big break on TV by sending the producer a tape of herself having sex with another girl? The producer thought the ploy was so original, he cast her instead of dozens of other ingénues .

WHICH network advertising exec is no longer welcome at upstate North Salem golf club? It's about to sue him for nonpayment of fees .

WHICH perennial bachelor princeling should be more careful? While His Serene Highness was cavorting on a yacht in the Mediterranean with a hunky guy, he thought the servants on board would keep their mouths shut. He was wrong.


27 comments:

  1. Mischa Barton...maybe?
    Ad exec, not sure.
    In a can, Prince Albert...

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  2. #2- who gives a crap?? golf membership fees. seriously?

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  3. 1. Megan Fox for Ocean Ave or Home and Faith. Plus she's admitted to being hot for vaj in the past.

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  4. 3. Most definitely Prince Albert

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  5. Definitely Prince Albert of Monaco. Is that one even blind? Does Prince Albert have a Prince Albert?

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  6. hmmmm...I'm not convinced about Prince Albert....

    as for #1...this could anyone of the young ho's...

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  7. Why is #3 even a Blind Item, 'His Serene Highness' is how Prince Albert is addressed when speaking of or to him.

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  8. 1 = taylor mormenson-gossip girl
    2/3 = no clue

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  9. I agree about Prince Albert. Every other Prince would be a Royal Highness. Only Monaco and what, Luxembourg are "serene" highnesses. Right?

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  10. Also, Prince Albert has never married despite having several children out of wedlock who cannot inherit the throne according to their laws. Perrenial bachelor indeed.

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  11. 1. i hate to think that it is anyone under 18. that is child porn. i think someone from 90210, shenae grimes. she's always in the tabloidsfor being too skinny and a major bitch

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  12. #1 "Troubled starlet who got her first break on TV".

    It fits Mischa Barton to a T.

    #3 Definitely Albert of Monaco. Not the brightest bulb in the room and rumored to be gay for decades. His official girlfriend is a statuesque South African backstroke swimmer and Sports Illustrated model but, after three years of courting, they're not even engaged.

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  13. guess the check hasn't cleared yet.

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  14. I like the Mischa Barton guess.

    Prince Albert is very obvious for the third blind.

    As for the second, I have no idea who it could be. I think it's someone from ABC. If it's some super-pricey golf club, it would have to be someone from one of the Big 3 networks.

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  15. #3:Albert de Monaco.I'm french and it's not a secret.
    #1:Misha Barton or Taylor Momsen?
    #2:no idea

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  16. 1 - Mischa or Hayden

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  17. Prince Albert's mother is Princess Grace (Kelly). Serene Highness = Princess Grace.

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  18. 1) Hayden - She did an epi of SVU where she played a girl who did a sex tape.

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  19. !. Not Taylor. She was in the Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Wouldn't that be her big break?

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  20. mischa was on the 6th sense. tv was not her first break.

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  21. #1 is too vague; could be any of the many troubled starlets since the advent of tv.
    #2 No idea.
    #3 Yeah, this is Prince Albert, who is bi. Ahem.

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  22. Sometimes blind items come up during a star's recent events. I remember blind items coming up that pointed towards Brangelina when they were showing off their twins in that magazine. Number one could point towards Mischa Barton as she has been having recent troubles.

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  23. Misha was in 6th Sense as a kid, so it's not her. I'm going with a 90210 chick.

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  24. Shenae Grimes was popular on Degrassi, so I doubt it would be her. I would consider that her first big break. Who is the other one? The curly-haired one that kind of looks like Charlize Theron. Too tired/lazy to google her. She's my guess.

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  25. Kara-

    It's Monaco and Lichtenstein that use Serene Highness nowadays. Other royal families used it in the past, but since there's only two it has to be Prince Albert. Ugh, they overthrew the Hohenzollern dynasty but Monaco remains? SO UNFAIR! At least we had more damn dignity than that!

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  26. 1- Mischa Barton
    2- No idea
    3- Prince Albert

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