No Heathers 2 - Winona Just Likes To Lie A Lot
A few weeks ago, Winona Ryder gave an interview to Empire Magazine. In that interview she said, "Whatever you hear, there is a sequel in the works, I swear to God.
But for some reason the writer, Dan Waters, and director, Michael Lehman, don't want to talk about it. I've been wanting to do a sequel forever. There is a story, and Christian has agreed to come back."
Well, it turns out that there is no story and no Christian Slater coming back and whatever God Winona swears to is pretty pissed at her right now. Now this could all be some huge misdirection ploy by Dan and Michael, but I don't really see the point in that. This isn't Star Trek or some superhero movie, it is Heathers. No need to keep secrets. According to Dan and Michael they say that every couple of years Winona just says it. She thinks people want to hear there is going to be a Heathers 2 and so she says it. Nice.
"Winona's been talking about this for years - she brings it up every once in a while and Dan Waters and I will joke about it, but as far as I know there's no script and no plans to do the sequel."
That's ok. The original is classic anyway. No need to mess with it.
A kleptomaniac lying to get attention? Heaven forfend!
ReplyDeleteis this chick unable to get roles? what's going on here?
ReplyDeletebtw, where's neve campbell.
totally ot-but I cannot wait until tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteI agree with AnnMarie- Winona is wacked. Take a hard look,Lindsay
" Give it up Heather, bulimia is so eighty seven "
ReplyDelete" Fuck me gently with a chain saw "
" Teenage suicide don't do it "
These and a few other lines have resided in my psyche for years :)
And don't knock me if the quotes aren't verbatim... its just how I remember them
I am SO glad they will not butcher this classic!
Winona still being Winona...good to know. The reporter might want to check if he still has his wallet.
ReplyDeletemy favorite 'heathers' line:
ReplyDelete'i gotta motor if i'm gonna make that funeral.'
loved the movie but really, stop with the fucking remakes and sequels. it's embarrassing.
well, thank god there is no remake, but that is some crazy talk there. i've been messed up on pills, but i don't remember lying as a side effect.
ReplyDelete"...whatever God Winona swears to is pretty pissed at her right now."
ReplyDeleteteehee!
omg, isn't she embarrassed being called out like that by dan and michael?
Well there is reality as we know it and Winona Reality where she wasn't REALLY shoplifting from CVS last year. The makeup just got in her bag and wanted to go home with her on it's own.
ReplyDeleteSee? She said this would happen....they didn't want to talk about it, but there's a sequel oh, yes!!
ReplyDeleteMethinks girlie is going to end up wearing a tinfoil hat and talking to a deck of cards called Moira.
I hope Winona's good buddy Claire Danes winds up with one of those tinfoil hat ensembles, too.
ReplyDeleteHEY! lay off the tinfoil hat popularity!
ReplyDeleteuh...
seriously, it must be my age, i never got heathers.
To Miss: I say
ReplyDeleteWhat's your damage, Heather? to my dogs, my husband, my kids...really anyone who deserves it. It just spews outta my piehole.
xoxo j
p.s. Winona's a thief and a liar. The End.