That sound. Did you hear it? That was Heath Ledger rolling over in his grave. Not exactly the world's greatest authority when it comes to news, The Globe is reporting that Miley Cyrus auditioned for the part of Batgirl in the upcoming Batman movie. I sure as hell hope it was just some guy at the Globe who was irritated because he was out of Percocet and decided to make us all feel irritated at the world as well. Can you imagine Miley Cyrus in any kind of Batman movie?
"Hi ya'll did you see that bad guy? Wow. Makes me want to write a song. Want to hear it? Here it goes."
How did the audition go? "She was sort of hopping around the room and had even written some dialogue for herself," an insider told The Globe. "The problem is, some people aren't really convinced Miley has the acting chops to pull it off." OK, the writer was definitely drunk. I mean who uses the word chops other than when describing cuts of meat from the lamb and pork family. Oh, and veal, but I try and stay away from that.
Gary Oldman is on board for the next movie and hopefully Miley and Billy Ray won't be.
OMG, then who will they get for Robin???? an Jonas brother????? I herby boycott the movies if this happens, there is enough stupidity in the world without this. Oh....hey, if they really want to kill the next movie than they could cast Jon G. as penguin....hmmmmm?
ReplyDeleteAdam Shankman has made me start to like Miley, and I'd hate him for it if I didn't love him so much.
ReplyDeleteClose your pie hole you stupid hillbilly; I don't care to see your dental work!
ReplyDeleteI hope that news isn't true.
Oh no no no no no no no nononononononononononononono
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
though, I retrospect, I might consider paying money to see it if I also got to see the outtakes of Christian Bale freaking out on her....*sigh* now that would be fun.
ReplyDeleteThey better make that shit G-rated because I don't know too many adults who would pay $12.50 to see that hillbilly in a movie unless their kids want to see it.
ReplyDeleteIf Miley is batgirl then they have to change batman to Pauly Shore.
ReplyDeletemeeowww, meeowww, y'all
ReplyDeleteno, no Miley, batgirl, not catwoman...
I would think that given the success of the darker version reboot of Batman that the studios would know better than to give it to Miley unless her acting has gotten significantly better.
ReplyDeleteI could see them giving her a song or putting a concert in the movie.
Bullshit. Bale has said there will be no Robin, no Batgirl, none of that lame shit. Bale would rip her head off and spit down her hillbilly throat before he's allow this fuckery.
ReplyDeleteNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
ReplyDeleteteehee, i read this as, "Gary COLEman is on board for the next movie..." !
ReplyDeletethat'd be just as scary as little miley.
Oops Msanthropist, I didn't see your comment. I guess great minds think alike. :)
ReplyDeleteThis brat is everywhere. I just saw her line of clothes at Walmart under the Miley/Max Azria label. We avoid all things Hannah Montana but my 4 year old daughter has friends who are obsessed.
ReplyDeletewow she does look kinda bat like in that picture
ReplyDeleteAs Hannah Montana would say..."Batgirl, say what"?
ReplyDeleteThere's no f'in way this is happening. No, no, and no.
Don't worry not on my dollar, great minds think alike because they're great!
ReplyDeleteLet's nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to infinity....
This is just another B3 rumor. There is no completed script, and no evidence the next one won't pick up where TDK left off -- when Barbara Gordon was practically a toddler. Nolan has not even announced he's coming back, but he's auditioning people?
ReplyDeleteShe supposedly landed a part in the SATC sequel, too.
ReplyDeletedear god..just go away Miley. Part of me feels sorry for her since she is clearly being exploited by her own parents, but she loves it way too much.
And just a few years ago(in Kneepads) she claimed her dad would use Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton as examples of what fame can do to you. Papa Cyrus was so insistent that Miley had good morals and values and would never fall into that trap. And the purity ring glistened on her finger on the Kneepad Magazine cover.
..right.
She couldn't do any worse than Alicia Silverstone...I'm still sent into gales of unintended laughter when she pushes her lower lip out during the climax of B&R and slurps her way through "suit me up, Uncle Alfred"....I'm giggling now, she's so ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale will not stand for Miley Cyrus. GARE ON TEED
what, was Avril Lavigne busy? snort.
ReplyDeleteBest part about the post--the words "Gary Oldman."
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
Words can't express how much she irritates me. It's one thing to repeatedly play yourself on T.V. and the big screen, but it's an entirely different thing to take on a character.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they want to take the franchise in a new direction and won't have Bale back. I can just see it now. Perhaps Tom Cruise could play Batman and his KatE could play robin. That would complete me! lol
If even for a split second I thought that this would have the remotest chance of success, I would gouge out my eyes after I went on the international black market and bought tactical nukes with bio-sensors and targeted that hillbilly clan and the idiot who greenlit the monstrosity.
ReplyDeleteOH HELL NO!!!! I hate that stupid bitch. If she dare comes near the Batman series, I'll swear off Hollywood forever.
ReplyDeleteI doubt it's true though. I heard that the director Christopher Nolan didn't want to do another Batman movie. Since he's out, Christian Bale isn't in. That's what I read on an Afternoon Crumbs or Morning Wood on Dlisted. No way in hell am I watching the next movie if neither of them is involved.
if it's true(NOOOOOOooooooo please god!!),Christian Bale can lose his temper again,again ,again : i would understand LOL
ReplyDeleteHell no! That this twit would get to work with actors in caliber of Bale, Oldman, Cain,& Freeman? HELL NO! I just don't see Hannah being able to bring that kind of game to the table.
ReplyDeleteIt's settled then, no one will waste 10 bucks if Miley Cyrus is going show up in the credits of any movie.
ReplyDeleteShe's a little toad, manufactured talent, who needs to go back to Cincitucky and leave the movie going public the hell alone.
This could only be considered stunt casting. Can you imagine her on a screen with Chris Bale or Aaron Eckhart? Puleeze.
If she's in that movie, I'm not going, that's all there is to it.
ReplyDeleteSO Miley wants to ride a Shark named Batman...
ReplyDeleteShe must pay her PR team pretty well..
Please god let this rumor be just that and nothing more.
ReplyDeleteIf she does in fact have a role in it, I won't waste my time and money and I hope it bombs epically.
Luckily, just because she "auditioned" for the part doesn't mean it's a guarantee that she'll get the part.
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