One of the problems with having a war of words with Eminem is that he is used to insulting people for a living and can come up with more stuff to make you look bad every few minutes. For Mariah Carey to make someone look bad she has to wake up at around 10 in her Cinderella carriage(yes, she has one), summon Nick from his bunk bed in the next room, have her staff carry her to her office and then finally let the day begin.
When Mariah decided to get back at Eminem by dressing as him in her most recent video it set off something she probably wishes she could stop. Plus, Nick is probably whining like a kid wondering why Eminem has dirty voice mails and naked pictures of Mariah. Can you hear him whining?
Oh, and Eminem also says Mariah is an alcoholic. I can see that. I have no doubts that Mariah drinks champagne non-stop each day. Oh, and then switches to Red Bulls and vodkas later in the day. Below are some of the lyrics from Eminem's new song. Notice the part about the voicemails. He says that he has some from right before she flipped her top. That was when she did the whole MTV thing and Glitter came out and she took a rest. Those would be interesting to hear.
"Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me. Now I'm p***ed off. I'm obsessed now. Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee?
"B***h, shut the f**k up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house. How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count. Better shut your lying mouth if you don't want Nick finding out. You probably think since it's been so long if I had something on you I woulda did it by now. On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I'm mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud. Enough dirt on you to murder you. Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
"Call my bluff and I'll release every f***ing thing I got including the voicemails right before you flipped your top.
"It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life). But I'm movin' on with mine. Nick, is that your wife. Well tell her to shut her mouth then I'll leave her alone. If she don't then I'm just gonna keep goin."
I believe Eminem and if I were Mariah I'd shut the fuck up. Now I personally would love to see what he has. I think she'll stop.
ReplyDeleteEminem needs to get off it already. MOVE on pal...move on.
ReplyDeleteugh...he's a hasbeen scumbag. his music all sounds the same,one trick pony!
ReplyDeletehey Eminem, its not 2003 no more, get a fucking life.
well at least John Mayer can breathe big sigh of relief knowing he isn't the biggest misogynist in music!
Did I miss something? Where did Em call Mimi a drunk in that Robert Frost-ian prose?
ReplyDeleteThey are both acting like children. Aren't they 40? I guess some people never learn.
ReplyDeleteMariah Carey being a lush is common knowledge at this point. Unless Eminem can really produce some proof of the other stuff he says he has on her, then he is just full of hot air.
ReplyDeleteAndy, it's in another part of the song:
ReplyDelete"Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of wine."
"When me and Luis were tryin' to stick two CD's in the same spot"
Ew! Sword fighting over Mariah? Ew!
he needs to get a life and hope that his substance abuse problem does not reoccur. his misogynistic ass.
ReplyDeletepot. kettle. black.
I don't like either one of them, so I hope they continue to embarrass themselves so we can enjoy it.
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ReplyDeleteEminemn isn't a hasbeen...his last album sold 688,000 copies (May 19, 2009) the first week....one of the best this year so far...if not the best this year alone.
He really needs to get over it. Celebs deny sleeping with other celebs all the time, it's part of the game. And he's kept voicemails for almost a decade? What a psycho freak!
ReplyDeleteLoves me some Eminem. But at some point he has got to realize he's 37ish and can't be sounding like a teenager anymore..
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but being the gossip whore that I am, I'm loving this feud. Highly entertaining.
ReplyDeleteI also personally like Eminem as an artist so not only do I think this whole thing is hilarious, I think Mimi should really let this one go before Em really lets her have it.
I lurved it much! Listened to the track on d-list this am and I think mariah's voice mails and laugh are definitely on there. She should have expected as much from him when she put out Obsessed. This is what Em does best.
ReplyDeletei love it. team eminem. she's an ass, a fake ass.
ReplyDeleteThis is probably staged because both of their careers have stalled. It's not 2000 anymore.
ReplyDeleteTo Jax
ReplyDeleteEminemn isn't a hasbeen...his last album sold 688,000 copies (May 19, 2009) the first week....one of the best this year so far...if not the best this year alone.
-ya buying an album doesn't mean its any good. i'd like to ask those people if they actually liked it when they got it home because from what i've heard, its fucking weak and played out...just like his Bully Mentality.
I love Eminem, loathe Mariah, BUT really must point out that if Eminem still is holding on to ANCIENT voicemails and pictures of Mariah Carey, well, who is the loser really? What kind of obsessed nut keeps things like that years after the fact?
ReplyDeleteI am a bad person because I REALLY want to hear
ReplyDeletethe voicemails. Like a lot.
You're not a bad person, Kathryn.
ReplyDeleteAnd, to echo the sentiment that just because an album sells a lot doesn't mean it's GOOD -- Nickleback sells a lot of records, too.
The End.
Anyway, remember when Eminem was somewhat relevant?
Shoot, if I had Mariah Carey money I'd drink champagne all day and sleep in a CInderella bed, too. And quite frankly, the thought of sex with Eminem is enough to turn anyone into an alcoholic.
ReplyDeleteI dislike them both, they BOTH are one trick ponies who do the same shit over and over and I'm LOVIN' every minute of this.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, if I had dirt on someone who likes to present themselves one way when really they are another I just might hold onto that stuff for a moment like this.
If you date someone who acts a fool it is wise to keep proof of their obsession. You never know when you might need it.
ReplyDeleteI also believe they are two of a kind.
Agree w/RocketQueen.
ReplyDeleteThis is gonna get really ugly if Nick tries to, ahem, "step up"...war of the words between those two, Em would eat him for breakfast!
Mariah poked the wasp's nest, brought it on herself, so she better leave it at that.
Nick, poor guy, on the other hand, is screwed either way.
Takes high road? = Puss.
Takes low road? = Gets BEAT down.
I am with Syd on this I find it endlessly amusing and yes of course my life is dull (compared to cindarella carey)
ReplyDeleteAs talented as he is, I think I'd need a helluva lot more than liquor to sleep with Eminem!
ReplyDeleteThis feud is freakin' hilarious (and Eminem ~will~ win - he's better at this feuding schtick than Mariah). I say let them enbarrass themselves in public - they both sound like idiots.
Nawwwww!
ReplyDeleteHa ha haaaa!-- "Robert Frost-ian prose."
ReplyDeleteClassic, Andy!
And hell, I myself want to drink champers all day and RB & vodka all night (and sometimes I do just that...)
I like Em. I admit it. Always have. But this whole feud thing is stupid.
I have no sympathy for MiMi, she knew exactly what she was getting into messin with Mr. Mathers. I love Em, always have and this freakin spectacle is hilarous. I would love to see him vs Mariah and Nick in a rap battle. They would both run away crying into their Hello Kitty covered pillows!
ReplyDeleteI'm on team Eminem for this battle.
ReplyDeleteHe is what he is & never pretends to be otherwise. Wouldn't let him within 5 miles of any of my female family members, but points for his honesty & being up front.
Mariah on the other hand, well..
I always thought Mimi reminded me of Christy Canyon. Very similar builds, same big hair, not so much in the face.
ReplyDeleteNow it looks like they got something else in common. :D
"Trash-talk" and insults have been a style of song-writing and comedy for centuries; there was allusion, double-entendres and metaphor...ya kno?...subtlety. Early hip-hop had it; the battles on da corner were about real language style. Robert Frost, my azz! This bout betwixt Cinderella Carey and Minderella Mathers sounds more like a caterwaul in the school bathroom.
ReplyDeleteNo great fan of either but Em's trash talk is inspired. Mariah, take your Hello Kitties and run girl!
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Oh please this fued is like a celeb version of Springer. Words will be exchanged, maybe blows, Mimi might lose her clothes, and Nick will get punched, do a BoBo Kitty face and everyone will get sent offstage. Funny but stupid on both sides.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's never a good idea when two unstable people hook up, but it does make for one hell of a trainwreck show to watch. We may have another Glitter breakdown on our hands.
ReplyDeleteI love that all of this is basically exploding two days after another site ran a blind about Mariah being a drunk who actually did sleep with Eminem (supposedly she's such a drunk that this is what finally mad Em drop her, even though he ended up having his own problems). I have to wonder if Em would have even come out with this diss song if the blind hadn't been run, or if that site just caught wind of it dropping and decided to give themselves a 'scoop.'
I have to admit I'm irrationally pissed the fuck off that his CD sold as well as it did. He has nothing new to say, no new way to say it, and his shtick is old. I actually never hear him anywhere, whereas five years ago the media would be whoring his music out and one wouldn't be able to escape it. So how the hell did he manage to sell so much in one week? I don't get it.
You all know where this is headed, right? Some more fighting, a make up followed by a COLLABORATION. Three-way collab? I can't say. And Gayla, pls share this blind?
ReplyDeletePatra, the blind item Gayla is talking about, is on panache report.
ReplyDeleteAnd Gayla I am with you 100%.
I can say since eminem's cd came out, I have only heard 2 of his songs. And at this moment right now, I can't think of what either song was about. And neither are played on the radio anymore.
A feud with Mimi?
ReplyDeleteWow, what a thug. Really adds to his street cred.
Part of me is saying if someone talked about my woman like that I'd kick his ass from here to Tuesday and back. The other part is saying the two of them colluded on a fake feud and are laughing their asses off together.
ReplyDeleteYou know something is really wrong when you hate Eminem, but takes his side on this feud.
ReplyDeleteDude was living his life, but girl called him obsessed among other things, not happy she released a video with her very own Eminem impersonation. What did she expect? Flowers? She knew who he was when she decided to look good at his expense.
And this Nick Canon is an idiot. Mariah and him probably deserve each other, match made in heaven. A tool and a high maintenance diva.
If Nick would have STFU in the 1st place. Whatever your wife did when she was not your wife, is not your concern. Even though EM is out of line by calling her out of her name.
ReplyDeleteEm comes from the 50 cent camp, and we all know what 50 did to Rick Ross. Em plays dirty, but never w/anyone that could kick his ass.
What's that saying about any publicity....
If Nick would have STFU in the 1st place. Whatever your wife did when she was not your wife, is not your concern. Even though EM is out of line by calling her out of her name.
ReplyDeleteEm comes from the 50 cent camp, and we all know what 50 did to Rick Ross. Em plays dirty, but never w/anyone that could kick his ass.
What's that saying about any publicity....
I have to side with Eminem on this one.
ReplyDeleteHe mentioned her in his Superman song and in the song he says "now sit your drunk ass on that runway...oh!"
When this song came out I knew he was telling the truth because a local Detroit radio station aired a caller who said he worked at Metro Airport and that Mariah Carey's private plane was sitting there for hours and would not move. Rumor had it she came into town to give Em a surprise visit but he refused to see her. During that time, her plane was seen at Metro Airport a lot.
And while I agree they both have issues, Eminem tries to speak the truth and her denying that they were together is obviously what set him off.
Renee, Gayla, I can't find it...could you give me a synopsis? Thank you!!
ReplyDeleteRenee, Gayla, I can't find it...could you give me a synopsis? Thank you!!
ReplyDeleteI don't get how having pictures with you and ex-girlfriend of 6-8 months makes him a loser. Eminem is agressive. Really, though, Mariah saying he's delusional, they only met once, etc didn't exactly please him. He made a couple lines to make a few jabs at her a few times. He never dedicated an entire song about her, he wasn't bitter, he just found it funny. He takes jabs at a lot of people, even Christopher Reeves who's dead.
ReplyDeleteObsessed actually pissed him off, and he made Warning. You think he would do this for no reason?
They're both tools and classic narcissists. She doesn't understand limits, or the word no or that other people exist in this world. He's malignant narcissist with a rage and drug problem. These two are extremely distasteful. There is no cure for classic, malignant narcissism. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteMariah thought she had gotten away with "spinning" that there had been no relationship with Eminem, except his being obsessed with her. She felt safe enough to make a video mocking him. She pushed it too far. Lying is one thing, but trying to make someone a laughingstock is a different story.
ReplyDelete...children, children...play nice...or take your effing toys and go home!
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