Kevin Federline Killed Santa Claus
Kevin Federline has turned into a real life Scott Calvin. I don't know if last Christmas Kevin surprised Santa and now he has to fulfill the Santa Clause or what but he is certainly acting like it. Every week it looks like he has gained a few more pounds. Isn't his girlfriend some kind of athlete? Like a pro athlete or something? I would think he would be a little embarrassed at himself at this point. This picture was taken last weekend at a celebrity X Games type competition. No surprise here but Kevin didn't feel like actually participating in any athletic events. Instead he just sat in a tent, chain smoked and drank screwdrivers. I would tell the guy to quit smoking but I fear the weight he would add if he did.
I know he is an opportunistic guy so I am hoping the lure of money might make him lose some weight. He seems like personable enough guy so you would think Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers would scoop him up. All of those programs always hire women spokespeople. As a man who is fat and notices things I can assure you there are lots of guys out there like me who are scale challenged. This would be a good time for them to go after guys and also allow Kevin to pick up a couple of bucks for himself for doing something more than just watching his own kids.
i don't mind meat on people, but he needs to 'work down' that tummy some.
ReplyDeleteMaybe KFed should get a job.
ReplyDeleteWow - he put that weight on so fast. It almost looks fake that belly is so high and round!
ReplyDeletemaybe its one of those fake pregnancy belly's like nicole kidman wore !!
ReplyDeleteThere have been many male spokesmen for weight loss programs. Nutrasystem had Dan Marino, John Kruk, and other athletic types.
ReplyDeleteNot sure KFat would qualify as a 'celebrity' in the world of men.
It looks an awful lot like a fake belly to me. I suspect he is up for a weightloss endorsment. Probably a workout video as well. He was a dancer after all. Hmmmm, maybe he is planning on taking over Richard Simmons weight loss work. Now THAT would be a reality show I would watch. Richard Simmons mentoring him into losing weight and then passing the "torch" so to speak.
ReplyDeletewow he DOES have the chunk. must be getting the munchies at all hours...
ReplyDeleteBig Mama i'm sure Richard Simmons would love to pass him the "torch " wink wink
ReplyDeleteI think Jenny Craig would close shop if he were their spokesperson. Could you just imagine listening to him on a commercial? "I'm eatin' Jenny, yo." (smirk).
ReplyDeleteMaybe he could wear a Speedo next to Valerie Bertinelli in her bikini.
I just grossed myself out.
There was an article a few weeks back that said Britney has taken to calling him "K-fatter-line" and asking him "When's the baby due?" If she said that, my opinion of her just went up a notch.
ReplyDeleteThe crazy thing is his face and body look normal. All his weight is in his stomach, it does not look right.
ReplyDelete@ Andy! Haha! That would impress me, too :)
ReplyDeleteI had a friend that went from skinny to ginormous belly in a short period of time like this, genetic under the muscle fat.
ReplyDeleteIf he were trying to get fat on purpose would it only go to his gut like that?
Quit hating on Kevin. Who cares?
ReplyDeletei don't hate on fatties, male or female but DAYYYUM! boy got thick FAST. that's worrisome, total stress fat. cortisol (sp?) is a dangerous thing Kfed.
ReplyDeleteOr he still parties and once we get past a certain age the sh*t works in reverse. He could be binge-eating after the occasional blowout, he obviously is drinking (screwdrivers) and must be smoking 'em up, smoke dawg...so he's getting older and chunking up cuz we just can't eat/drink/toke/party like we used to, dammit.
ReplyDeleteHe DANG sure ain't dancing any more, though, and he wasn't a bad dancer back in his day.
And check out those moobs!
ReplyDeleteI guess that's what happens when you are sitting on your fat ass all day LOL. What a bum!!
ReplyDeleteHe should be embarrassed about those shorts. Or are they short trousers? Hard to tell.
ReplyDeleteKfed looks like James Caan, Dom Deluise, and Al Roker rolled up into one big fat guy. I bet Chelsea Handler is hot for him now. She loves fat guys.
ReplyDeleteThis is more than "I get the munchies a lot" weight gain. This is something psychological, like depression, going on. What in the hell could he possibly be depressed about, though???
ReplyDeletehe is depressed because he isn't getting anymore fast food commercials....
ReplyDeleteI like the Kevin Fat-erline, that just made my day.
The idea of Richard Simmons "passing the tourch" made me a little ill.....LOL
My husband carries his weight like that too. The doctors say that it is the worst way to carry weight and has the highest risk factors.
ReplyDeleteI still think it's a good call on thinking that he might get endorsements for weight loss programs. Everyone's commenting on how much weight he's gained. It shouldn't be hard with change of diets and personal trainers, but of course the company will have you think it's their product.
ReplyDeleteI love infomercials, but it's sad when people actually think the stuff will work. Especially diet and exercising stuff.
i really don't like him, never have, but i know we've lost commenters here when there's been this same kind of talk about women. so i'm not going to put him down for how his body looks.
ReplyDeletebecause that would be hypocritical of me. i fight my weight every day, and not because of how society sees me. at least if he makes an effort, the belly will disappear fairly quickly.
and then i'll just continue to hate how he wears his hair and his clothes, and because he's a twit.
sorry. soapbox away.
Jax,
ReplyDeleteI knew I loved you.
Seriously folks, he looks like he's in the pipeline for a heart attack. He needs to do something and do it quickly.
I agree, BrendaLove, he is probably depressed. Very sad. And it doesn't help to have everyone talking about it. I am always amazed that people feel like they can talk about someone's weight and give them "advice" on what to do about it. Trust me, when you are overweight you know it much more keenly than anyone else and you already know what you should do about it, even if you aren't doing it. Talking about it does not help. It just makes you feel like people only love you for what you look like.
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