Drinking and driving is always stupid. However if you are at the edge of whether or not you think you are able to drive, the 4th of July is probably not the best day to try and accomplish that task. Joyce DeWitt, who played Janet on the long running show Three's Company was arrested on Saturday afternoon for suspicion of DUI.
Yes, you read that right. It was the afternoon. Not that I wasn't drunk by mid-afternoon on Saturday either, but I didn't get in a car either. Oh, and unlike Joyce I didn't try and drive past a police barricade either. That is a sure fire way to get pulled over. "Hmmm. That looks like a DUI checkpoint. Why don't I drive right around that and see what happens?"
You get pulled over is what happens. Joyce was sent to jail where she posted bail in the amount of $5,000.
Janet! Tsk!
ReplyDeleteShe'd probably like to be back in the news, but not like this. I'm surprised TMZ hasn't printed her mugshot.
ReplyDeleteIdiot. Did she honestly believe the cops wouldn't be out in full force that day?
ReplyDeleteIt was all a 'misunderstanding' ;)
ReplyDeleteShe's always seemed so bitter in the Three's Company reunion specials and that came through when you saw things from "her perspective" in that awfully entertaining TV movie based on the making of the show a few years back. I've always felt sorry for her that she's held onto all that anger for so long and am sad that she'd do something this stupid and dangerous too.
ReplyDelete[Insert come and knock on my car door joke here if you can come up with it; I can't manage to say something clever.]
"Oh, Jack!"
ReplyDeleteOh Jack...Daniels
ReplyDeleteEpic fail.
ReplyDeleteAny word on if/what she blew? Kinda curious. Sometimes people actually are innocent.
ReplyDelete^^well we know she didn't blow the cop for sure :D
ReplyDeleteyeah she does seem bitter to me also. asshole.
ReplyDeleteempyrios, are you implying that joyce is a lesbian?
ReplyDeleteha! no, i was implying that she didn't do anything to try and avoid the arrest...but i can see why you'd read it that way
ReplyDeleteoh man. thanks for that Quint. i needed the laugh today ;)
Janet, Janet, Janet.
ReplyDeleteEnty, you were drunk blogging on Saturday? I'm impressed.
Cali, I think TMZ has her mugshot already posted. Unless I am wrong.
ReplyDeleteit's my pleasure, empyrios!
ReplyDeleteSylvia, I just checked it out. Thanx. It never takes them long to get the mugshots. For a celeb or anyone else for that matter, a drunken or drugged raggedyassed mugshot has got to be the height of embarassment.
ReplyDeleteShe should have stayed home & read the blind reveals like the rest of us. She would have stayed out of trouble.
ReplyDeleteAnd she still has that same stupid f%$cking hairdo. That hairdo belongs in the What Not To Wear Museum next to Kate Gosselin's freakish 'do.
ReplyDeletewell, at least now people know she still exists.
ReplyDeleteMan, what a moron. I was driving *sober* on the 4th and it was terrifying with all the cops around. You'd have to be an idiot to drive with a few in ya.
ReplyDeletei might be bitter, too. she was multi-talented, and all the substitute chrissys fared better than she did after the show went off the air. and nobody remembers that suzanne somers was booted for demanding a huge increase in salary or she'd quit, and the producers called her bluff.
ReplyDeletebesides, we all know the true star of the show was john ritter.
or the ropers. :)
yeah, don't even be around OTHER people who've been drinking on a holiday and then drive. especially in california.
OK ...the FUNNIEST comment i have seen so far is Jax and Mike....
ReplyDelete...."Oh Jaaaack !".........Daniels.
We all need to start beating anyone who says anything even close to "Epic Fail". Seriously, between the saggy pants on trash, and people who talk like this, Ibelieve that the Y generation should be executed en mass.
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