Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Jon Gosselin Engaged


In Touch is claiming that Jon Gosselin popped the question to his 22 year old girlfriend Hailey Glassman after just two months of dating. It kind of seems ridiculous and unbelievable until you hear the description of the ring he bought her. First, the ring cost $180,000 which seems really pricey when you don't have a job and 8 kids at home to feed for the next umpteen years. Oh, and college and stuff. The ring "was designed by Edouard Nahum — featuring a skull surrounded by four black diamonds." See, that sounds like Jon. I mean who wouldn't want to have an engagement ring with a skull on it? Whenever I see one of those diamonds are forever commercials, the woman always looks ecstatic when she opens the box and sees a skull. It almost brings tears to your eyes.

I have a feeling that if this story is true, that the ring will see a pawnshop or eBay by Christmas. The only thing that could make any of this better would be if that woman Deanna is pregnant. You remember Deanna don't you? That is the sister of Mr. Ick Nast himself.

If Jon really did propose there are no words to describe the idiocy of his actions.


37 comments:

  1. She has been wearing a ring on her ring finger since I first saw these fools together. Can you say desperate for publicity, much?

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  2. Oh, Jon. Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon.

    There was that blind about him impregnanting someone ... Deanna may indeed be pregant.

    Ick, nast.

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  3. Oh jeez, what a loser.

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  4. Who wouldn't want to marry a fat, balding, jobless, Ed Hardy wearing father of 8?

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  5. I call for a ban. I didn't know who this loser was before this mess and I wish I could erase my brain of him and his crazy-haired wife.

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  6. omg, this soap opera just gets better and better...we so need a guest appearance by the Ick. Nast. dude!

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  7. Should he get divorced first?

    What a sleezeball. Shouldn't he be worried about his kids instead of screwing around with his girlfriend.

    HATE! HATE! HATE!

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  8. I think it would be quite funny if they somehow wound up with triplets :3

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  9. maybe they are looking for a reality show of their own now.

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  10. maybe they are looking for a reality show of their own now.

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  11. Wait, what? Who is Deanna?

    I don't believe this. It can't be true. If he were THAT dumb, he'd be incapable of forming sentences.

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  12. I hate seeing this guy's face everywhere. Camera really doesn't like him that much & he just looks lazy. And this guy is no celebrity - at least I don't celebrate him in that way. Can't wait for "news" on him to end.

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  13. oh peshaw, there most certainly are words to describe his idiocy...I can think of at least one..... whipped. Give me a few moments to consult my english to jackass dicktionary and I will have some more....

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  14. id put money on hailley being pregnant- wasnt there a story yesterday about her not going out partying and now they are engaged - it screams accidentally knocked up.

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  15. Don't. Give. A. Fuuuuuccccckkkkk.

    And MK is right--girl's got some effed-up eyebrows.

    The second this guy loses his $$$, she's history. No idea what is attractive about him. Dude's sporting some serious girth and facial bloat.

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  16. @Taylor---HAAAA! Ditto.

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  17. Who knew he could make Kate look like the level-headed one?

    Girl wants money and fame, and he's looking like a tool for trying to get it for her.

    I wish Jon, Kate, and whoever they are with would fade into obscurity. Those poor kids.

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  18. This is In Touch, so it isn't exactly true, right?

    I do think that ring would go well with an Ed Hardy wedding dress.

    I myself have a penchant for skulls, but not black diamonds. I have a little more klass than that.

    I don't believe this story. I really don't. He can't be that stupid. Can he?

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  19. They are hoping for another reality show! About the engagement! And wedding! And introducing her to the kids! And her becoming stepmommy of 8! And having to deal with Kate! Can't you all just see it now?

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  20. I never thought I would feel sorry for that uber bitch Kate, but Jon is just a child and this is something that the kids will be googling, or their friends will be googling and there is no way they will ever respect their father, who seems to be a pretty absentee father at this point anyway. He seems to come by to pick up a check his children earn. He's a chubby, unemployed,drunk who is nailing young women who wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole if he didn't have that money coming in from the kids making a living for the two adults in their lives. I see 8 screwed up adults in the making - and one desperate to hang on to his youth with everything he's got father. Pathisad.

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  21. Have never seen one nanosecond of one episode thus far, won't start watching any of these douches now whatever they've got planned.

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  22. I can't honestly believe that he (or anyone) would be that stupid. If it IS true, she's pregnant and he's the subject of a blind going around about a guy who has knocked up his girlfriend and a mistress.

    I'm with Ms. Cool and calling for a ban if it's true. I'm actually kind of sad about how stupid he might really be. Learn from your mistakes, jackass.

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  23. For heavens sake, what has he ever done that his sperm should live on like this. I say it's time to 'fix' him before he spreads his own brand of idiocy and lack of motivation to any more of the human race.

    A ban would be welcome.

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  24. I find it odd he wouldn't have been made to get fixed after the 8th child was born - I don't watch the show and really wouldn't ever, but from what I understand of his ex I'd say she would have had him in for the snip in minutes because she wouldn't want to be having any more of his kids.

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  25. jlb, I think jon & kate had multiple births because they couldn't get pregnant without assistance, so I can see where kate wouldn't have pushed for a snipping. Plus, she probably didn't have a lot of sex with him anyway.

    But if I was a man and already had 8 kids, I'd have taken care of it before I even got my next woody.

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  26. This whole deal just make me feel like I want to bleach my brain.

    Jon is a douche .. Hailey is a scag .. and I have no idea what Kate is. But slowly, she is starting to look like the hero of this piece - that is for DAMN sure! And that is regardless of if this In Touch BS is true or not.

    Next step for Jon .. 1979 Corvette .. Red or Yellow.

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  27. Surely this isn't true. If it is, then not only is he stupid...he's insane.
    If he marries her, it won't last, so I hope he keeps his divorce attorney on speed dial because he'll be shelling out a settlement to get rid of this party chick.

    God I hope she's not pregnant. Seriously. But wasn't there something from Kate saying she filed for divorce to protect herself and the kids? Maybe she became aware of a pregnancy. That would explain a lot.

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  28. forget the story. LOOK at him. jon, lay off the booze. give it up, dude. you look like a bloated retard and you're making ridiculous decisions. get thee to rehab.

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  29. Anonymous3:40 PM

    spay & neuter!

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  30. Is it wrong to find this highly amusing? I would so love him to have twins to both Hailey and DeAnna. That would be 12 and he could do cheaper by the dozen.

    As for the ring...where are the rubies in the skulls eyes? (SNORT)
    Amateur! :)

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  31. Wow! I've been a lurker for a bit now. But was compelled to comment.

    Had never heard of Jon, Kate or their eight UNTIL Octomom (Nadya S.) struck here in SoCal. Next to all her mania and chaotic irresponsibility re: her own children -- the Gosselins appeared to be at least sane. Now -- it (their persona/actions) actually appears to be slipping into the territory where she's now pulling even with them. Regardless of the foolish adults along with their selfish actions -- it's very sad for all of the offspring involved -- on both coasts.

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  32. This has to be a publicity stunt. We're talking Heidi & Spencer lows here.

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  33. http://www.celebuzz.com/hailey-glassmans-lesbian-lover-says-s119291/

    Sounds like a real sweetheart!

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  34. He's back in the US to shoot. SHE stayed in the south of France. Yeah, they're engaged. ~sneer~
    Have never watched the show; never will.

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