Jessica Simpson Didn't Even Get A Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity

The National Enquirer has a report this week that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson got into a huge fight on a recent drive. The drive was three hours long which is a very long time for two people who are probably thisclose to breaking up to have to sit next to each other. I mean there are only so many times Jessica could run through her reasons why she was going to go to her birthday party as Twist n Turn Barbie and how Ashlee was going to be the best Skipper ever.

So, Tony in a move that should ban him from ever getting another girlfriend pulled over into an IHOP parking lot and told Jessica to get out. He then left her there. He didn't come back and didn't call to check on her. He just left her. Jessica had to wait in the parking lot for 2 hours for someone to come pick her up. I'm not sure why she waited in the parking lot when just inside the double doors that never close she could have had the Chocolate Chip pancakes or their new Butterscotch Rocks pancakes. I mean she could have spent the two hours in a glorious carb loaded frenzy of fun and instead chose to spend it sitting on a curb wondering if Ken Paves could be her Ken.