Friday, July 17, 2009
Denise Richards Uses Hotels For Her Booty Calls
I don't know what on earth made Denise Richards talk to The Globe, and after agreeing to do so why she would talk about her sex life, but she did. Specifically she addressed how she, umm satisfied her needs and where she takes care of those needs.
"You don't want to bring them home to your house, but I have certain needs. Friends with benefits are awesome. I used to be like, 'Oh no, you have to be in a relationship.' But after going through a divorce, I'm like, 'Life is short, I wanna have a good time.'"
And apparently she wants the world to know she is having a good time or else she would have kept this quiet. I don't really need to know this. It is kind of like Jada Pinkett Smith and her never ending discussion of where and when she and Will have sex. I am so tired of writing about her stories that I didn't even bother to write about what she said this week. In case you didn't read about it, she claims that she and Will had sex in the limo on the way to the Academy Awards this year.
eep, tmi denise. someday your kids will love reading about how their mom is into FWBs and booking them into hotels.
ReplyDeleteas for will & jada...hmm...all that talk...shady, shady.
I've always thought that Denise was one crazy bitch until her appearance on the Howard Stern show recently. Now I think she is a crazy bitch that I badly want to bone.
ReplyDeleteshe didn't need to say that, but if it's true, i'm glad, at least, she doesn't bring a parade of men home. it shows some sense of respect for her children.
ReplyDeletethese are all visuals i didn't need to have on a friday.
ReplyDeleteDenise is just trying to stay relevant.
ReplyDeleteEnty thanks for not subjecting us to Jada's current attention hogging lie of the day.
ummmm...don't all hookers and their John's meet at hotels?
ReplyDeleteIs it friends with benefits, or friends that pay benefits?
ReplyDeleteOnce a call girl, always a call girl.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Did the reporters actually ask her what she does with her sex life? NO ONE CARES.
ReplyDeleteAh she's gone back to her old job huh. The very same one that allowed her to meet Charlie Sheen.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I would think she did this story to let her former clients know she's open for business again.
ReplyDeleteSo she's still picking them up in the hotel bar and charing by the quarter hour then?
ReplyDeleteP.S. Thanks for not telling us about Jada. I can't stand to hear about where, when, and how often she and the Fresh Prince get it on.
ReplyDeletewhy can't celebs wait until AFTER the event to get nasty in the limo???
ReplyDeletedammit, it's hard enough for me to get dressed the FIRST time!
She is theoretically, gorgeous... the total re-made package built on great genes. However, is it just me or do her eyes look vacuous, soul-less, automaton-like?
ReplyDeleteHere's the difference between what CDAN said about Denise and what he said about Jada:
ReplyDelete1. Denise is stating fact.
2. Jada puts it out there because she's covering for her alternative lifestyle, like being on the down-low: lots of posturing to hide the real truth of a very different lifestyle.
I'd hit it. Then run like hell before she started talking.
ReplyDeleteI think she is really pretty.
ReplyDeleteThe Smiths remind me of the Travoltas. The Smiths talk about sex all the time, it's completely indiscrete. The Travoltas over-compensate when they are together in public or in interviews, they're all over each other. And I don't believe either couple has sex, at least with each other, very often.
ReplyDeleteOk so going to a hotel isn't the classiest thing to do HOWEVER at least she doesn't have these men around her girls in and out of their lives. I do not agree with what she is doing at all.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Angelina Jolie talk about doing this after her divorce from Billy Bob?
ReplyDeleteAnd...just like Jada, I suspect she's full of shit. Spouted it off to shock and for attention. "Look at me! I'm still a sexy and desirable woman!" That being said, I think it's a good thing that she does it outside her home and away from her kids. Am I the only one who thinks that's actually the responsible thing to do?
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