Blind Items Revealed
June 8, 2009
I think when I reveal this one to you, you will gain a much deeper appreciation of what I am going through as I think of a good way to write this item and also trying to get all of the mental images out of my head. I literally just shivered. Anyway, what we have here is a marriage that didn't last long, but oh what a wedding it was. Everyone was there to see this couple getting married. The divorce was just as spectacular. The husband is a celebrity both in North America and in Europe. The wife is a permanent A list entertainer. She will always be A list. Anyway, contrary to everything you would think to be true, this couple did have sex on a fairly regular basis. In fact, the story goes they had sex every day and sometimes twice a day. The only catch to the whole thing was that the husband has OCD in a very serious way and he insisted that his wife remove the sheets from the bed after the deed and throw them away to never be used again. He wouldn't touch sheets either new or not and wouldn't allow anyone other than his wife to touch them or make the bed.
Liza Minelli & David Gest
Ewwwwwwwwww. Poor Enty
ReplyDeleteOH YEAH.....I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT THIS ONE....
ReplyDeleteoh man... I understand the shivers
ReplyDeletethis is bad....but lisa marie and michael would have been a lot worse!!!
ReplyDeleteew
ReplyDeleteHa, I remember the original post - I was at work eating lunch when I read this, and now I just finished supper!
ReplyDeleteBleahhhh.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteenty, reveal the one from the 9th? I want to know who the jackass with the guitar is... lol
ReplyDeleteI remember that a lot of people guessed this one correctly! WTG readers :)
ReplyDeleteDivine decadence darling!
ReplyDeleteI can't get the image of Liza making the bed every day out of my head. Did he stand around and watch to make sure it was her?
ReplyDeleteThe visuals on this are much more entertaining if you imagine Liza in her Lucille Ostero incarnation.
ReplyDeletea&e producers are you reading this?
ReplyDeletehey, i'm just shocked liza knows HOW to make a bed.
ReplyDeleteVixen --
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of Lucille Ostero! It would often take her a long time because of her vertigo.
LIZA'S ENTIRE APT. WAS DESIGNED BY HALSTON ...THE FURNITURE EVERYTHING...DAVID GEST THREW IT ALL OUT...RIGHT ON THE CURB....NOT EVEN AN AUCTION, THAT STUFF WAS CLASSIC WORTH A FORTUNE...SHE SHOULD HAVE ENDED THIS ON BEFORE IT BEGAN...YUK, I STILL FEEL SICK...
ReplyDeleteooohh icky icky icky!!
ReplyDeleteIs that "Liza with a Z, not Lisa with an S?"
ReplyDeleteThis is a perfect situation for "ICK NAST"....
ReplyDeleteAlpine: Especially right after her spin class.
ReplyDeleteWait, the woman isn't supposed to haul off the sheets for a viking funeral while I lysol the nether region?
ReplyDeleteI just can't picture Liza making a bed. Not even for a role as a maid.
ReplyDeleteNothing against Liza, who's fabulous. I can't believe David Gest EVER got it up for a woman, any woman, as he is the g-g-gayest seeming man ever. Must've been industrial strength Viagra.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Figgy. Gayest seeming "man" ever. Ick Nast for sure. I hope thisw doesn't come back to haunt my dreams.
ReplyDeleteHey, I can't believe any woman would get it on with Gest--he is so peculiar looking--so overly operated on he looks bizarre.
ReplyDeletewell that is classic psyc 101
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about Lucille 2, too ... specifically when GOB suggested they raise the legs on her bed ... LOL ....
ReplyDeleteimpertinent vixen -that is exactly what i am doing, and its hilariious!
ReplyDeletemy eyes! my eyes!
ReplyDelete(ugh this vision is one that never should have entered my head)
Yuck. How does one voluntarily end up with a person like that in their life?
ReplyDeleteThe only problem I have with this is that David Guest is NOT a celebrity of any sort on any continent...
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